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Offline jzion12345

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2009, 10:46:01 PM »
Because they hate you.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2009, 10:48:11 PM »
Yes, and it needs Gatorade.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2009, 10:54:55 PM »
Yeah. "Listen to me! I have needs!" The tree is very whiney when it's ignored.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-de-bomp-de-bomp?
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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2009, 10:56:12 PM »
Brittany Starfletcher.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2009, 11:03:23 PM »
Every single one of us.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2009, 11:11:39 PM »
This Guy

Do these pants make me look fat?

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2009, 11:46:06 PM »
It's not the pants that make you look fat.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2009, 11:48:07 PM »
The answer to all three of these is Seven.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2009, 11:51:58 PM »
Yes, but it's a fun way to go.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2009, 11:52:42 PM »
Kirk Fogg. And here he is now!

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2009, 11:53:09 PM »
Yes and mine hurt from being kicked so many times.

Are the best things in life really free?

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2009, 11:55:06 PM »
Of course not. Everybody knows there's money in Life, it wouldn't be a fun board game if it didn't.

Why do cats have 9 lives?
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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2009, 11:56:40 PM »
Because they live their first one and keep their 8 spares in a case in their attic (Those of you familiar with the Nickelodeon series CatDog will get that..)

Eenie, meenie, miney Moe.  Who's this guy Moe and why is he so eenie, meenie, and miney?
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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2009, 12:02:13 AM »
He gets too many prank calls.

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Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2009, 12:04:33 AM »
They're subsidized.

What do you get when you fall in love?
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