GoldenBulldog's Price is Right: Episode IX (FINALE)

[GoldenBulldog]

OK, 88 goes with $19,336, and do I find a "YES" under there?

$19,336 - YES *DING*

Yep!  The price of the Ranger was $20,800--let's move on to the SUV!  Rich?

RICH:  Next, we have the ALL-NEW 2010 Nissan Xterra, comes with standard equipment plus automatic transmission--the Nissan Xterra!

Nissan Xterra, and here comes Anna with three pricetags to choose from:

$22,753
$23,102
$24,394

Now, which price is closest to the actual retail price of that Xterra without going over?  88, it's your judgment call.  

[88JRFAN]

thank god I made it past the first car 

oooooo...nissan eh?..........

I am thinking either 23 or 24.........

23 please 

[GoldenBulldog]

OK, 88 is going for the pricetag of $23,102.  Come on Anna Banana, give us some good news!

$23,102 - YES *DING*

YES!  88, you just won yourself a Nissan Xterra, which costs $24,050 to be precise.  Now let's move on to the CADILLAC!!

RICH:  Next, we have the Cadillac STS, comes with standard equipment plus these options:  V8 Premium Luxury Performance Package, rear wheel drive, and the Performance Handling Package--the Cadillac STS!

That's a Cadillac STS 88, and here comes the lovely Stephanie with your four pricetags:

$69,609
$70,226
$70,873
$71,049

Now, which price is closer to the actual retail price of that Cadillac--without going over?  88, if you get this right, you will win ALL THREE CARS!  The ball is on your side...

[Grand_game2004]

Boy, I sure hope you win!

[pathfinder20]

88, I think its the either the first one or the last one. (It depends on how evil Bully wants to be...)

[88JRFAN]

  oh my goodness  Um.........

I know its not 70,873. I'm gonna go with.............................

  71K. 

[catfan2002]

not sure where he gets his prices from but removed.

Edit by Frank15:  That's kind of cheating, even if you're just in the audience:  we may not be able to officially stop it, but we do not condone that.  It's like bringing a price list to the show.  Even if you're not up on stage, we producers don't want you using your price list to help the audience, either.

[GoldenBulldog]

Oh man...lots of mumbling and moaning in the audience here, but 88 has chosen $71,049.  If I pull that back, and if it says "YES" under there, you're gonna win all three cars!  Come on Steph, show us a "YES" and I'll smooch with you for the rest of the night!

$71,049 - NO  
*MRRRRRRRRRP* *DUM-DUM-DA-DUMMMM...AWWWWWWW...*

No!?  Stephanie told me "NO!?"  I can't smooch with her for the rest of the show!?

RICH:  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID JOHN!!

*Laughter ensues*

Dammit...Stephanie, can you at least reveal the price of the Cadillac so we can all find out where 88 went wrong?

$70,460

Wow...well 88, you won yourself a fur coat, and you could make the Showcase at the end of our show.  Fans, we've got more games and more surprises after you see this!

[catfan2002]

he already made his bid sorry won't happen again

[GoldenBulldog]

*MDS bumper sting*

Welcome back everyone!  Rich, we're missin' someone in Contestant's Row!

RICH:  Well John, I think we're missin' somebody who could be Confused for the fact that he is gonna have one helluva time bidding on our next prize, and I must say that our next contestant is the first one in our show's history with a Unique...Perspective!  COME ON DOWN--you're the next contestant on "GoldenBulldog's Price is Right!"

Here comes Unique, and I will now present to you our next item up for bids!

Here it comes now, it's a new TOILET!

*cheers and applause*

This TOTO Neorest 550 Duel Flush Toilet features a cyclone flushing system and an automatic toilet seat that can be operated by remote plus an air deodorizer and nightlight for the ultimate in bathroom luxury!  To the winner of this toilet goes a supply of:

Pepto Bismol--providing a protective coating action against indigestion, heartburn, and upset stomachs.  Use as directed!

Must...resist...temptation...Unique, give us a bid on the crapper!  

BIDDING ORDER:
1.  UniquePerspective
2.  nowhammies11
3.  Kitch
4.  cu2010

(24 hours)

[Macsen]

Nausea, heartburn, in-di-ges-tion, upset stomach, diarrhea. HEY! Pepto-Bismol!

 

[UniquePerspective]

Hmm.

$2199.

[88JRFAN]

thats ok about the loss. I would never have guessed 70,226. I'll be back for the wheel 

[nowhammies11]

There goes $2,400 down the crapper. *flush*

[Macsen]

$1695