The Armadillo's Semi-Annual Price Is Right!! - DRAMATIC CONCLUSION

[GoldenBulldog]

Count me in, and I would like to see Plinko's zero's replaced with "Lose Everythings"!

[LiteBulb88]

I'm in!  I'd change Spelling Bee so that instead of letters, each spot on the board would have some anti-bee repellant in various quantities;  some would have none, some would have a lot.  After all the spaces are revealed, a hive of bees is released directly in the contestant's direction, and if they have enough repellant, then not only do they not get stung, they win the cheap Cobalt!  If they do get stung, well then, too bad, they obviously didn't deserve to win the car.  Oh, and that same hive of bees could then be used in Check Game whenever a contestant claims to know how to play but writes a check for $5,000.

[CrimsonViper]

Besides the obvious tweak to Golden Road...  

Line 'Em Up (considering that it hasn't been burnt/torched to death) is now a skill game that involves eliminating prizes, lined up in rows behind the big doors, with the BB Barker such as rainbow colored dinette sets, electric scooters, and if you manage to shoot the tires out from under that FRT, you'll win a $500 bonus, in addition to every prize that you hit.  Prizes are exactly as shown.

[Ton80]

BUMP will be "un-retired" and played only for prizes that require the models to be in swimsuits!

BTW - I'd like to play!

[Marcello L. Silva]

I would replace the .75 with a $1.00 envelope on Pocket change.

I'm in.

[Doughnut]

Hmm...

I'd go with Bullseye.  Here's what I'd change...

If you don't hit the bullseye with any of your 3 choices, then instead of looking for the hidden bullseye, you'll get a number of chances (depending on how many GPs you at least hit the target with) to fire an arrow with a crossbow at a target on the other side of the stage.  Hit the target once, win the prize.  The catch is that the target is right in front of the prize, meaning a missed arrow could damage what you're trying to win.  If you damage the prize, but win on a later shot, you get it as is.  If you damage it, and you don't win, you have to pay for the damage.  

[Gatorman]

Dump acid on any overbidders on Card Game. That'll learn 'em.

[pathfinder2119]

In Bonkers, whenever a contestant looks to the audience, they will have anvils dropped on them.

[joechopchop]

In 10 Chances, if somebody doesn't know the 0 rule, said person should have a Ford Pinto thrown at them...followed by a live grenade, which (hopefully) will land in the gas tank.  BTW, I'm in.

[Punchboard91]

In.

Someone semi-took mine, so I'll go with this one:

In Let em Roll, the dice will now have three swimsuits on them, all of them appearing on each twice. The contestant must roll 5 of the same swimsuit. If they do, all 3 models (or 6  ) come out in that swimsuit. (Hope they are some fast changers)  

To ensure more wins, the grocery part will be made even more easier. ($10.00+ items, to -$1.00 items, back to $10.00 + items) If that don't work, just have one swimsuit, appearing six times on each die. Yay for the free roll!  

[PriceFanArmadillo]

Okay, I think that's enough.  Let's get it on!

Here it comes!  From Television City in Holl...er, Urbana, Illinois, the internet's most exciting ~fortnight of exciting prices, the fabulous, indeterminate-length Armadillo's Price is Right!

rob79, come on down!

Litebulb88, come on down!

Frank15, come on down!

Jjc972...er..jjc992...er, you know who you are, come on down!

You are the first four contestants on The Armadillo's Price is Right!



And now, here's the star of the show, PriceFanArmadillo!

*cheers and applause*



*I take my place on the stage; Brandi hands off mic*

Why thank you!  Thank you for that entirely-spontaneous, not-directed-by-Rich-at-all ovation!  Let's see the first item up for bids today!

It's lovely artwork!



Painted by Ron Spears, "Akoma Steps" (not Akroma Steps ) makes a great addition to your living room...or wherever else, really.  It measures 29.5 by 36 inches, and is made with cesein on a watercolor board.

Okay, now give me your bid....jjc92787, is that it?  Am I pronouncing that correctly?


JJC92787
Frank15
Litebulb88
Rob79

[JayC]

Yes, you're pronouncing it right!  I'll say $2,340.

[Mallory16]

Army, you look different than I would have thought.  Never imagined you were just a stick-figure person all along!

Anyway, painting... not Akroma Steps, eh?  What about Brittany Steps?  She was your model, right?  No?  Or was it painted by Brittany Spears?  Or is that Britney?  Asparagus Steps?

I bid $3000.

[LiteBulb88]

I never took an art class while I was at the University of Illinois, but now I'm seeing what they teach you to draw.  Kewl .  I'll bid $2500.

[sideshowPA]

wow, we're busting the budget on some multi-color packs of Expo markers, eh?