Thank you Sideshow for putting up that letter regarding 11-0 scores. It was the thing that irked me a lot last week because apparently, Safe Crackers is a Godly Game and That's Too Much! should've been retired the moment they played it. So thank you once again!
Now, this week's matchups...
RACE GAME VS BARKER'S BARGAIN BARThe Battle of MalfunctionsAh, Race Game. One of the better multi-prizers, but after all, like anything and anyone, it does have its weaknesses. First off, I love the reveal. The entire curtain lifting off the floor and the camera scrolls past all the prizes while playing one of the best cues on the show. Race Game is always a fun affair to play, but sometimes, contestants just decide to walk and look to the audience for help. Excuse me, but unless you have someone who knows everything in the audience, don't do that! It's called
Race Game for a reason. Got a time limit to beat and accomplish all matters, so use it wisely. The set is very cool, too. I mean, a jukebox with handles that light up a number to tell how many you've got right? That's beyond awesome.
Barker's Bargain Bar, you little alliterative flashy malfunctioning boredom. I just like the set. Gameplay is simple and most of the time, it's "pick the lower of the two prices". It could break down and still be played. Endurance is its highest quality. I'm still wishing for the day that the prizes will crush the podiums.
But I'm sure they'll still find a way to play it.
RACE GAME WINS 9-2TEN CHANCES VS BONKERSBut I'm Sure You Won't Even Get 10 ChancesTen Chances is quite an alright car game. The gameplay is pretty simple, yet so many contestants get confused by the rules. Which leads them to taking forever to make a guess. Which leads them to make ridiculous guesses. Which leads them to lose the game. The set is majestic, and the actual writing by the contestants create great interaction with Bob. Well, at least you hope that as Bob makes fun and suspense out of their guesses, that it outweighs the fact that some people are utterly clueless. Like writing $78K for a Ford Focus. The golden rule is the zero rule. Know it, and you'll do fine. Know not, and you'll wonder why $23,047 and $17,306 isn't the right answer.
Bonkers. At least it's not up against Race Game. That'd be horrible. At least not yet. But yes, you take Race Game, steal one of its prizes, and compress it. That's essentially what Bonkers is about. And while Bonkers could suit the contestant's state of mind during the game, the audience must also suffer going bonkers if they're watching the contestant play the game horribly, ever ever so horribly. Don't walk! Hit the plunger! And please, don't make a guess on a digit, turn around, and seek approval from the audience! It's a fast-paced timed game; live up to its expectations. Good players will get at least 5 chances in. Bad players just spend 30 seconds on one guess. A crazy set with lights, price reveal, and the dummy plunger.
It's a split decision...
BONKERS WINS 6-5Simply more fun, and you don't have to sit through agonizing minutes. Well sure, it's sometimes better to cover your eyes, but you don't have to do it as long.