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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #165 on: July 14, 2010, 04:11:32 PM »
Adam: Pathy bids $41,985. Cu2010, this is your showcase!

*”Never Gonna Give You Up  –Rick Astley*

“GoldenBulldog”:  GRRR-EETINGS YOU NUTS!  This is John Gillmen, host of “GoldenBulldog’s Price is Right,” and you just got Showcase-rolled!  Tonight, we feature—

Burton:  WHOA!  This wasn’t in the script!

BULLDOG:  It is!  I swear to God, it is!

Burton:  What the hell are you doing here then!?

BULLDOG:  Eating some fried chicken!

Burton:  Oh no…what does this have to do with this show getting Rick Rolled?

BULLDOG:  It’s really quite simple:  you can have a Rick Roll party with some fried chicken and beer, and guess where you can put the beer?

Burton:  In the toilet?

BULLDOG:  NO!  In this new refrigerator! 

Burton:  This 28.5 cubic-foot stainless French door refrigerator from G.E. Profile is ENERGY STAR® qualified and provides a striking finish with contoured doors to accentuate kitchen décor!  ($2,299; http://www.lowes.com/pd_110902-83-PFSS6PKXSS_4294857973_?productId=1119175&Ntt=French%20Door&Ntk=i_products )

BULLDOG:  A fridge?  That’s a good way to cool off your drinks to get the Rick Roll party started, but you wanna know how to throw a good Rick Roll party?

Burton:  Sure!

BULLDOG:  All you have to do…is go to the hometown of the man whom “Rick Roll” was named for—LONDON!

Burton:  Our friends at Travelocity will send you round-trip from Los Angeles to London, England for a four night stay at the Marriott London Park Lane, one of the leading luxury hotels in London and the perfect base to explore the delights of England’s vibrant capital city!  ($3,155; Travelocity.com)

BULLDOG:  Ahhhh yes…Rick Astley’s home country of England!  Say Rich…I know of a grand way to end our little Rick Roll celebration!

Burton:  Yeah—we can just take a bazooka and shoot you in the—

BULLDOG:  --nose!

Burton:  No—I’m talking about your nether-region!

BULLDOG:  You just bumped this show’s rating up.

Burton:  Oh well…

BULLDOG:  Here’s a good way to end a successful Rick Roll party:  get drunk and try to drive a brand-new car!

Burton:  The 2011 Nissan Versa 1.6 Sedan comes with standard equipment including five-speed manual transmission plus carpeted floor and trunk mats!  ($10,895; Nissan USA)

BULLDOG:  This little “Showcase Roll” in which celebrate the art of the “Rick Roll”—

Burton:  Can be yours if the price is right!  Thank God!

Adam: What do you bid on this strange showcase?

(Producer's note: I have no idea what the hell Bully was on for this one, but I think this is supposed to be some spite of me. :P. I will not use this in a future showcase.)
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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #166 on: July 14, 2010, 04:44:37 PM »
...errm...you forgot to remove the prices from the copy...

...I don't think I can fairly bid on this one now.
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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #167 on: July 14, 2010, 04:55:27 PM »
Adam: Ok, well this is a problem.

Note: I apologize for this, not to my surprise, particularly because its a large prize copy, I left the prices of each on it. I apologize, and as a result, may as well give Pathy and cu2010 both their showcases. I know its anti-climatic, but I do know I am not using another showcase for that. I apologize for this, but its not really fair to rip a showcase away from him. Besides the fact that Pathy garf of the centuried, I reveal the fireball special I put in there, I apologize for this, and obviously this was not intended.
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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #168 on: July 14, 2010, 05:08:41 PM »
Well, this has gotta be a HYO first. I do not recall a hosting error resulting in both players winning their respective showcase before. In the great words of Bob Barker, "Roger, has that ever happened before?"
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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #169 on: July 14, 2010, 06:20:05 PM »
Well, this has gotta be a HYO first. I do not recall a hosting error resulting in both players winning their respective showcase before. In the great words of Bob Barker, "Roger, has that ever happened before?"

What am I supposed to do, deny them their stuff? To quote Bob Barker: "We pay for our mistakes here."
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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #170 on: July 14, 2010, 06:21:57 PM »
What am I supposed to do, deny them their stuff?
No, it's only fair you award both. I would have done the same thing myself.
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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #171 on: July 14, 2010, 07:59:24 PM »
Not to nitpick, but how much was Pathy's showcase worth?

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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #172 on: July 15, 2010, 02:53:58 PM »
So...do we call this a Techie Tie Showcase Win?

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Re: Roadgeek Adam's First Host Your Own :D--SHOWCASES
« Reply #173 on: July 15, 2010, 02:58:16 PM »
Probably, but in a few hours I will just do a normal closing.
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