Adam: Pathy bids $41,985. Cu2010, this is your showcase!
*”Never Gonna Give You Up –Rick Astley*
“GoldenBulldog”: GRRR-EETINGS YOU NUTS! This is John Gillmen, host of “GoldenBulldog’s Price is Right,” and you just got Showcase-rolled! Tonight, we feature—
Burton: WHOA! This wasn’t in the script!
BULLDOG: It is! I swear to God, it is!
Burton: What the hell are you doing here then!?
BULLDOG: Eating some fried chicken!
Burton: Oh no…what does this have to do with this show getting Rick Rolled?
BULLDOG: It’s really quite simple: you can have a Rick Roll party with some fried chicken and beer, and guess where you can put the beer?
Burton: In the toilet?
BULLDOG: NO! In this new refrigerator!
Burton: This 28.5 cubic-foot stainless French door refrigerator from G.E. Profile is ENERGY STAR® qualified and provides a striking finish with contoured doors to accentuate kitchen décor! ($2,299;
http://www.lowes.com/pd_110902-83-PFSS6PKXSS_4294857973_?productId=1119175&Ntt=French%20Door&Ntk=i_products )
BULLDOG: A fridge? That’s a good way to cool off your drinks to get the Rick Roll party started, but you wanna know how to throw a good Rick Roll party?
Burton: Sure!
BULLDOG: All you have to do…is go to the hometown of the man whom “Rick Roll” was named for—LONDON!
Burton: Our friends at Travelocity will send you round-trip from Los Angeles to London, England for a four night stay at the Marriott London Park Lane, one of the leading luxury hotels in London and the perfect base to explore the delights of England’s vibrant capital city! ($3,155; Travelocity.com)
BULLDOG: Ahhhh yes…Rick Astley’s home country of England! Say Rich…I know of a grand way to end our little Rick Roll celebration!
Burton: Yeah—we can just take a bazooka and shoot you in the—
BULLDOG: --nose!
Burton: No—I’m talking about your nether-region!
BULLDOG: You just bumped this show’s rating up.
Burton: Oh well…
BULLDOG: Here’s a good way to end a successful Rick Roll party: get drunk and try to drive a brand-new car!
Burton: The 2011 Nissan Versa 1.6 Sedan comes with standard equipment including five-speed manual transmission plus carpeted floor and trunk mats! ($10,895; Nissan USA)
BULLDOG: This little “Showcase Roll” in which celebrate the art of the “Rick Roll”—
Burton: Can be yours if the price is right! Thank God!
Adam: What do you bid on this strange showcase?
(Producer's note: I have no idea what the hell Bully was on for this one, but I think this is supposed to be some spite of me. . I will not use this in a future showcase.)