cu2010 - $25,552
cu2010 bids a palindromic $25,552 on his Showcase, and BuddyTom, I hope you're ready to listen to your Showcase because Rich, Mike, and I are about to do another Hoedown! With that said: Laura Hall, take it away!
*Once again, Laura Hall plays on a piano that is marked “NOT A SHOWCASE PRIZE!”*
MIKE: My name is Mikey, I really love this show,
I am really happy—our ratings didn’t blow;
when we’re number one, we’ll have ourselves a bash,
food, drinks, the whole nine yards, and lots and lots of CASH!
*The audience cheers as Hiroko walks on stage carrying $500 in cash*
RICH (pre-recorded): It’s money, it’s moolah—call it what you want: it’s $500 in cash!
JOHN: I went to China and found a new girlfriend,
I didn’t want my summer to come to an end;
When we started to make love, I knew something was wrong,
She turned on her webcam, and I gave her the GONG!
*Riotous audience laughter ensues as Samantha models the webcam, and Mei models the gong.*
RICH (pre-recorded): First, this QuickCam Orbit AF Webcam from Logitech uses a motorized lens and intelligent face-tracking technology to keep you in the picture.
Second, from Gongs Unlimited comes this 26-inch Chau Gong with Wuhan insignia! This beautiful handcrafted Chinese instrument fills up a room with a rich, lovely sound that will make most audience members stand up and cheer!
RICH: I am out of ideas to come up with a rhyme,
I can’t think of nothing—it’s wasting all my time;
So I went back home and took a long siesta;
When I woke up, I found out I got a new FIESTA!!
*The audience erupts with excitement as all four models--Anna, Hiroko, Mei, and Samantha model the car.*
RICH (pre-recorded): It's the all-new 2011 Ford Fiesta S Sedan, comes with standard equipment including 5-speed manual transmission plus Convenience Package--the Ford Fiesta!
JOHN: When I go off stage, I’ll go and kick some tail,
In Sonic Unleashed—but I hope I don’t fail;
At least I’m overjoyed that I got to first base,
But please don’t go over on this grand Showcase!
ON THIS GRAND SHOWCAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!
*Raucous audience cheers and applause*
Wow! That is SOME Showcase, and BuddyTom, I now await your bid on it!
