George's Car Intros

[Hag]

Just for fun, some lines George might use to introduce a new car, tailored for contestants with specific jobs...

If the contestant is a...

Barber

George: Shave and a haircut, it's a NEW CAR!

Baker

George: You'll want to take your rolls out of the oven for this, it's a NEW CAR!

Librarian

George: File this in your Dewey Decimal System, it's a NEW CAR!

Opera singer (unlikely, but what the heck)

George: This'll have you hitting the high notes, it's a NEW CAR!

Ship's captain

George: Make sure you don't hit an iceberg in this NEW CAR!

[crinos43]

Software programmer: How do you say this in Binary? IT'S A NEW CAR!

DJ: Is there a song about winning A NEW CAR?!

[GSNSmashFan3]

Party planner: You can take that party to A NEW CAR!

[PriceFan07]

One he's used already that I thought was pretty cool:
"Kari, it's a NEW CAR-I!!!"

Perhaps for an English teacher: "Conjugate this: A NEW CAR!!", or perhaps "Tell me if I'm pronouncing this right - IT'S A NEW CAR!!"

[GameShowFan1987]

Ventriloquist - See if you can make this talk,  A NEW CAR!

Retail Worker - This won't get cranky in your checkout line, A NEW CAR!

Veterinarian - You won't need to spay or neuter this one, A NEW CAR!

Nostalgia Critic - No need for a Bat Credit Card for this one,  A NEW CAR!

Redneck - Here's an addition to your front lawn, A NEW CAR!

Mime - Uh... *does some mime moves* A NEW CAR!

and last but not least, my personal favorite

Dominatrix -  This one's been a really bad boy, A NEW CAR!

[WooWho]

Not that this one would ever happen, but:

Game show host: "I'm sure you're used to giving these away...A NEW CAR!"

But one that might actually happen:

Acrobat/gymnast (and I think Rod used this one, once upon a time): "Prepare to jump, it's A NEW CAR!"

[Johnnya2k4]

Doctor/nurse: This will make your heart beat faster: A NEW CAR!!!!!!

Restaurant cook: Here's something that'll get you really cooking...IT'S A NEW CAR!!!

Whenever 3 Strikes/Golden Road is played: Prepare to add some luxury to your garage in this new...(insert car's make (Audi, BMW, Cadillac, etc.))!!!

Canadian contestant: Hope you get this cleared in Customs: IT'S A NEW CAR!!!!

[John92]

For a girl: Well.......it's a NEW CAR!!!

If Triple Play is played:

1: Maybe you better take a load of this.....A NEW CAR!!
2: It's not just A CAR.......ANOTHER NEW CAR!!
3: Is two cars better than one? How about YET ANOTHER NEW CAR!!!!!

Ending speil: YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY TRIPLE PLAY!!!

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