Right here, we have our top winner, JayC! And next to him is our runner-up, jhc2010! JayC... versus jhc... yeah, I'm not going to get confused at all.
Each of you will view a showcase of what I can only assume will be amazing prizes. The one of you who bids closest to the actual retail price of their own showcase will win that showcase! And don't tell Punchy, but I'm going to implement a rule that if you're the winner and you're $250 or less away from the price of your showcase, you'll win both showcases!
With all of that in mind, here comes the first showcase!
This showcase features prizes revealed as we see that Punchy is not as evil as he looks.
Punchboard91 is a simple man. He started his career by washing dishes in this dishwasher!
The Whirlpool Quiet Wash Dishwasher makes a great addition to your kitchen. Why wash and dry by hand, when you can use this?
After a long day at putting tacks in parking spo- I mean, rescuing kitties out of tree, he likes to relax in his new hot tub!
This Beachcomber Hot Tub offers great relaxation. Don't go to Taco Bell beforehand, though.
Finally, once his hot tub gets worn out, Punchboard likes to go for a simple little cruise on his new ski boat!
The Reinell Beachcraft 185 18' Ski Boat can float on water. Just don't hit an iceberg.
And this showcase, which shows you the simple life of the non-evil Punchboard91, can be yours if the price isn't evil! Oops. I mean, if the price is right!
There we go. JayC, would you like to bid on that showcase or would you like jhc2010 to bid on it? And feel free to make comments about Punchy while doing so, because I don't see him around, do you?
