The A-Z Survey

[mysterywedge]

Same here... I like kangaroos better, but I don't smoke... never will I either.

[PimpinJC]

I'm pretty sure TC was referring to the animals.  I saw Camel first, and immediately thought of the cigarette (reason being is because I'm around people at work that smoke that brand).  I searched Google, and there isn't even a Kangaroo brand of cigarette (there is one for cigars, though).

Oh well.  Shows how even a simple survey can be completely ambiguous.  I guess that's why I'm an engineer.

[TPIR75]

A

ABLE to drive a motorcycle? No
ARE you at school, work, or home? Home
AGE at which you 1st drank alcohol? 17

B

BOUGHT anything from BEST BUY? Yes
BINGO or casino? Both
BLONDES or Brunettes? Blondes

C

CRAPPIEST band? Maroon 5
CAN you say the alphabet backwards? Sometimes
COULD you bungee jump? No

D

DRAWING or painting? Painting
DOES your bedroom need cleaning? YES!
DO you wear white or black socks? Both

E

EVER swear at your parents? Yes
EARN enough to pay the bills? Yes
EXORCIST or SAW movies? The first installment of each, but that's it

F

FLOWERS or chocolate? Chocolate
FUNNEL cake or cotton candy? Both!
FIRED from a job? No!

G

GIVING or receiving gifts? Giving
GOING to the movies or a play? Play
GONE to the bathroom this hour? Yes

H

HAVING or adopting a baby? No
HORSES or cows? Horses
HEAVY or light-weight drinker? Both, on occasion

I

IS Michael Jackson in heaven?  Yes
INSIDE or outside? Inside
INSTANT or regular coffee? Regular

J

JELLY or peanut butter? Peanut Butter
JOB you currently have? Overnight manager
JULY 4th or St. Patrick's Day? July 4th

K

KOOL-AID or fruit punch? Fruit punch
KANGAROO or Camel? Kangaroo
KETCHUP or mustard? Ketchup

L

LIGHTS on or off during sex? Both can be very fun
LOTTERY scratch offs or Power Ball? Scratch tickets
LIQUOR or beer? Liquor

M

MONTH of choice? December
MEAL you cook best? Chicken Soup
MISS the most: Nothing, at the moment

N

NEVER would I: Cheat
NIGHT owl or early bird? Early bird
NOTE to self: Stop procrastinating and write this last essay already!

O

OPEN your own jars? Yes
OFFER to help old people? Yes
ONION rings or French Fries? French fries

P

PULP FICTION or Reservoir Dogs? Reservoir Dogs
PAPER or plastic? Paper
PRETTY Woman or Sixteen Candles? Pretty Woman

Q

Quilts or blankets? Blankets
QUIT my job for: Better co-workers
QUANTITY or quality? QUALITY!

R

ROADTRIP or flying? ROADTRIP!
RESPONSE to a sneeze? God bless!
RIGHT or left handed? Right

S

SIT or stand all day? Alternate between them
SOUND you hate? Babies crying
SUSHI of choice? None

T

THANK goodness it's: one week until the end of the semester
TRACK or field? Neither
TODAY is: Saturday

U

UNDER my bed is: Mess
UNDERWEAR; boxers or briefs (or boxer-briefs)? Boxer briefs
USUALLY I sing (location): in the car!

V

VITAMINS you take? None
VERY much like? Oldies radio!
VACATIONS I've had: Provincetown MA, Old Orchard Beach ME, Walt Disney World, Cape Cod, Niagara Falls, Brattleboro VT, Lake Winnepesauke NH

W

WIRED or wireless?: Wireless
WEAPONS I own? NONE
WAFFLES or pancakes? Waffles

X

X-RAY you've had? Chest
X-LOVER's Name? Josh D.
X-TRA toppings of: Maraschino Cherries!

Y

YEAR you were born? 1991
YARD sale or goodwill? Goodwill
YELLOW or green? Green

Z

ZOO you've been to? Bronx Zoo
ZACK Morris or AC Slater? Neither
ZITS are: Bothersome

[Shaymin]

A

ABLE to drive a motorcycle? No
ARE you at school, work, or home? Home
AGE at which you 1st drank alcohol? 19

B

BOUGHT anything from BEST BUY? Yes, 3 games yesterday
BINGO or casino? Casino
BLONDES or Brunettes? Brunettes

C

CRAPPIEST band? Nickelback
CAN you say the alphabet backwards? Yes
COULD you bungee jump? No, afraid of heights

D

DRAWING or painting? Drawing
DOES your bedroom need cleaning? Yes
DO you wear white or black socks? Black

E

EVER swear at your parents? Yes
EARN enough to pay the bills? Barely
EXORCIST or SAW movies? Exorcist

F

FLOWERS or chocolate? Chocolate
FUNNEL cake or cotton candy? Cotton candy
FIRED from a job? Yes

G

GIVING or receiving gifts? Receiving
GOING to the movies or a play? Movies
GONE to the bathroom this hour? No

H

HAVING or adopting a baby? Neither
HORSES or cows? Horses
HEAVY or light-weight drinker? Non-drinker. For carbonated stuff, heavy.

I

IS Michael Jackson in heaven? Don't know/care
INSIDE or outside? Inside
INSTANT or regular coffee? None

J

JELLY or peanut butter? Peanut butter
JOB you currently have? Retention department, insurance company
JULY 4th or St. Patrick's Day? July 4

K

KOOL-AID or fruit punch? Kool-Aid
KANGAROO or Camel? Kangaroo
KETCHUP or mustard? Ketchup

L

LIGHTS on or off during sex? Not applicable
LOTTERY scratch offs or Power Ball? Powerball or equivalent
LIQUOR or beer? Neither

M

MONTH of choice? May
MEAL you cook best? Pasta with fixings
MISS the most: Having a roommate who pays his half

N

NEVER would I: Too many things to list
NIGHT owl or early bird? Night owl
NOTE to self: Stop paying doctor real money for fake injuries

O

OPEN your own jars? Sure
OFFER to help old people? Yes
ONION rings or French Fries? Fries

P

PULP FICTION or Reservoir Dogs? Pulp Fiction
PAPER or plastic? Plastic
PRETTY Woman or Sixteen Candles? Sixteen Candles

Q

Quilts or blankets? Blankets
QUIT my job for: Having enough money to live off the interest
QUANTITY or quality? Quantity

R

ROADTRIP or flying? Flying
RESPONSE to a sneeze? Bless you
RIGHT or left handed? Right

S

SIT or stand all day? Sit
SOUND you hate? Crying children
SUSHI of choice? Never had it

T

THANK goodness it's: Payday
TRACK or field? Track
TODAY is: Saturday

U

UNDER my bed is: Dust bunnies
UNDERWEAR; boxers or briefs (or boxer-briefs)? Boxer briefs
USUALLY I sing (location): Solo (you can't hear me)

V

VITAMINS you take? None
VERY much like? Games and game shows
VACATIONS I've had: Jasper, AB

W

WIRED or wireless?: Wireless all the way
WEAPONS I own? None
WAFFLES or pancakes? Waffles

X

X-RAY you've had? On my right hip to find out I nearly needed a replacement.
X-LOVER's Name? None
X-TRA toppings of: Cheese and pepperoni

Y

YEAR you were born? 1984
YARD sale or goodwill? Yard sale
YELLOW or green? Green

Z

ZOO you've been to? None
ZACK Morris or AC Slater? Morris
ZITS are: Annoying

[crinos43]

A

ABLE to drive a motorcycle? No
ARE you at school, work, or home? Home
AGE at which you 1st drank alcohol? 17

B

BOUGHT anything from BEST BUY? Not to my recollection
BINGO or casino? Bingo
BLONDES or Brunettes? Brunettes

C

CRAPPIEST band? Hanson
CAN you say the alphabet backwards? Yup
COULD you bungee jump? No

D

DRAWING or painting? Drawing
DOES your bedroom need cleaning? Yes it does
DO you wear white or black socks? White

E

EVER swear at your parents? Yes
EARN enough to pay the bills? Yes
EXORCIST or SAW movies? Neither

F

FLOWERS or chocolate? Chocolate
FUNNEL cake or cotton candy? Cotton Candy
FIRED from a job? Once

G

GIVING or receiving gifts? Giving
GOING to the movies or a play? Hopefully soon
GONE to the bathroom this hour? No

H

HAVING or adopting a baby? No
HORSES or cows? Cows
HEAVY or light-weight drinker? Light

I

IS Michael Jackson in heaven? Yes
INSIDE or outside? Inside
INSTANT or regular coffee? Regular

J

JELLY or peanut butter? Peanut Butter
JOB you currently have? Burger King
JULY 4th or St. Patrick's Day? July 4th

K

KOOL-AID or fruit punch? Kool-Aid
KANGAROO or Camel? Kangaroo
KETCHUP or mustard? Mustard

L

LIGHTS on or off during sex? ...
LOTTERY scratch offs or Power Ball? Powerball
LIQUOR or beer? Neither

M

MONTH of choice? October
MEAL you cook best? Pizza
MISS the most: Being younger

N

NEVER would I: Be caught nude outside my bedroom
NIGHT owl or early bird? Early bird
NOTE to self: Get cable bill paid

O

OPEN your own jars? Yes
OFFER to help old people? Yes
ONION rings or French Fries? Rings

P

PULP FICTION or Reservoir Dogs? Neither
PAPER or plastic? Paper
PRETTY Woman or Sixteen Candles? Pretty Woman

Q

Quilts or blankets? Blankets
QUIT my job for: having more money
QUANTITY or quality? Quality

R

ROADTRIP or flying? Road
RESPONSE to a sneeze? Bless you
RIGHT or left handed? Right

S

SIT or stand all day? Stand
SOUND you hate? Screaming
SUSHI of choice? None

T

THANK goodness it's: Time to go home from work
TRACK or field? Track
TODAY is: December 10th, 2011

U

UNDER my bed is: The floor
UNDERWEAR; boxers or briefs (or boxer-briefs)? That is none of your business
USUALLY I sing (location): in my bedroom

V

VITAMINS you take? none
VERY much like? Chocolate
VACATIONS I've had: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...none

W

WIRED or wireless?: Wireless
WEAPONS I own? Sais, nunchukus
WAFFLES or pancakes? Pancakes

X

X-RAY you've had? Hips
X-LOVER's Name? Jackie
X-TRA toppings of: Sausage

Y

YEAR you were born? 1981
YARD sale or goodwill? Goodwill
YELLOW or green? Green

Z

ZOO you've been to? None
ZACK Morris or AC Slater? Neither, it's screech all the way
ZITS are: Gross