Cornelius' TPIR

[cornelius]

Cornelius: Jalin, what is the next name on your list?

Jalin: It's going to be Cyclone! (cue:

Come on down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

Cornelius: Cyclone, and everyone else in Contestant's Row, here's the next item up for bids.



(cue:

Jalin: It's a new sofa! Mackenzie Sofa (Our Premier sofas and sectionals come standard with Premier ComfortCore® zoned technology for optimal firmness and lasting comfort.)

Cornelius: What do you bid, Cyclone?

Red: RCPlanes59
Blue: Cyclone
Yellow: DoctorWho
Green: Pathfinder20

[Cyclone]

Does the price include the pillows? *laughter*

$1249

[doctorwho]

I'm going to say $1,001.

[pathfinder20]

$1250.

[RCPlanes59]

1251!

[Cyclone]

*mental note: next time, bring something to punish the one-uppers...*

[cornelius]

Cornelius: You know something tells me there's gonna be a fight at the end of the show! The actural retail price of that sofa is:  1,169. You win, Doctor Who! (cue: 

DoctorWho is going to win something nice we hope. Now, DoctorWho, we played two pricing games tonight, but we don't have a winner. And we need a winner or else we're gonna get skunked. Now, if you win, you may win a couple of prizes. Beginning with what, Jalin?


(cue:

Jalin: For starters, we have Magnalite 13-Piece Cookware Set. Durable cast aluminum, vapor-tight lids lock in moisture, distributes heat quickly and evenly, oven safe to 350 F. Or perhaps I can interest you in...


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Jalin: A new car! The Toyota Camry. Legendary Toyota Camry efficiency, reliability and power. Comes with standard equipment. Cornelius?

Cornelius: Come with me, Doctorwho. We'll playing Any Number. Now, I will show you the first number in the price of that car, It is... (ding) 1. Now. 0-9 is on the board, Doctorwho. Including another one. Whatever you fill up, that is what you would win. Cookware is nice, but we want you to win that car. So tell us which number is in the price of the car.

[doctorwho]

I'm going to start with an 8.

[cornelius]

Cornelius: He's starting with 8. Where is that 8? (ding)

Car: $_ _,_ _ _
Cookware: $_ _ _
Piggy Bank: $8._ _

Cornelius: It's in the Piggy Bank. Pick again, Doctorwho?

[doctorwho]

Nine, please.

[Cyclone]

Well, I get to do the one-upping next time.

[cornelius]

Cornelius: Where is that 9? (ding)

Car: $1 _,_ _ _
Cookware: $_ _ 9
Piggy Bank: $8._ _

Cornelius: It's in the cookware. What's your next choice?

[doctorwho]

7, please.

[cornelius]

Cornelius: Where is the 7? (ding)


Car: $1 _,_ _ _
Cookware: $_ 7 9
Piggy Bank: $8._ _

Cornelius: Oh man. One more number and you'll win the cookware. What's your next choice?

[doctorwho]

6, please.