(Return from Commercial sting)
Welcome back to The Price is Right! We gave away a nice car just now to a smart player. Johnny, can you fetch me another smart player?
Johnny: I'll try. 88JRFAN come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!
(cheers and applause)
(Walking)
Hello, 88JRFAN. You were on my last show, were you not? And I do believe you won a really nice Lincoln playing Pass The Buck. Will you have similar luck today? Maybe so. Let's see our next item up for bids.
Johnny: It's a new guitar! (cheers and applause) This is the Ibanez JEM7V Steve Vai Jem electric guitar. The 5-piece maple/walnut neck is super-smooth for easy riffing and incredibly strong and stable with a lead-friendly thin and flat profile. A 25-1/2" scale and bolt-on neck joint get you lots of bass and treble response with a quick, precise attack. A 43mm nut provides comfortable string spacing and 24 jumbo frets deliver greater range while the recessed tremolo provides right-hand playing comfort and allows notes to be radically raised as well as lowered. The alder body produces clear, full-bodied vintage tone that serves all your needs from chunky rhythms to searing leads. And of course, there's Vai's signature Monkey Grip.
BIDDING ORDER: 88JRFAN, wpghi5, kassilynn, 03F5man
Gimme your bid, 88JRFAN.