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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2013, 08:08:24 PM »
"Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony."

"A horse."

"Something you wash once a week."

"Yourself."

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2013, 09:43:03 PM »
"Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony."

"A horse."

"Something you wash once a week."

"Yourself."

"I will not be coming around..."

From the Combs era: "Name a famous country western singer." "Van Waylon."
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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2013, 10:15:32 PM »
Ray Combs: "Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face."
Contestant: "A booger."

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2013, 11:53:29 PM »
Wasn't there one
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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2013, 05:54:57 PM »
One of my favorites from Family Fortunes (UK)

Max: Name a slang term for money.
Old, sweet grandma: ... b!tch.
Max: b!tch? How can you call b!tch for money?
Old, sweet grandma: ... mommy?
Max: No, not mommy. Money!

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2013, 07:08:35 PM »
"Name a city in the state of...Georgia."

"Alabama."

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2013, 09:19:10 AM »
"Name something that follows the word 'pork'."

"Cupine".

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2013, 11:14:54 PM »
"Name something that gets passed around"
"A joint"

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2013, 11:38:53 PM »
From Family Fortunes: "Name a part of the body beginning with the letter N."

"Knee."

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2013, 08:52:48 PM »
q: name a character from mash?
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q: name something you take with you to a bath?
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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2013, 12:00:54 AM »
"What would be the ideal everyday temperature?"

"98.6."

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2013, 08:15:37 PM »
"During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"
"September."

That's the all time classic, and it was enough to make Richard Dawson lose it completely.


I think that one is pretty up there along with the time a family member was asked "give me a time someone goes to bed." And the contestant said "night". Then to add insult to injury they were asked "give me a time someone gets up out of bed." And they said "morning".
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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2013, 08:22:29 PM »
Then to add insult to injury they were asked "give me a time someone gets up out of bed." And they said "morning".

But that one actually scored points! 

EDIT:  Actually, I think those were the other way around.  He got 2 points for "night".
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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2013, 08:40:08 PM »
A few from Harvey... (PG-13)

"Some people call it a 'derriere'; name another polite term for it."
Contestant: Anus

"We asked 100 women, name something your husband is holding when he falls asleep on the chair"
Contestant: Himself

"Name an animal that can describe a person."
Contestant: An ass

The last two scored points!!

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Re: your favorite screwball Family Feud answer
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2013, 10:15:48 PM »
Name one of the three bears
Contestant: Yogi
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