your favorite screwball Family Feud answer

[wpghi5]

"Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony."

"A horse."

"Something you wash once a week."

"Yourself."

[FamilyFeud1994]

"Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony."

"A horse."

"Something you wash once a week."

"Yourself."

"I will not be coming around..."

From the Combs era: "Name a famous country western singer." "Van Waylon."

[Combs]

Ray Combs: "Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face."
Contestant: "A booger."

[TheBigAK]

Wasn't there one
Dawson: A yellow fruit?
Cont: Orange

[DarkBaron]

One of my favorites from Family Fortunes (UK)

Max: Name a slang term for money.
Old, sweet grandma: ... b!tch.
Max: b!tch? How can you call b!tch for money?
Old, sweet grandma: ... mommy?
Max: No, not mommy. Money!

XD

[wpghi5]

"Name a city in the state of...Georgia."

"Alabama."

[themountainclimber]

"Name something that follows the word 'pork'."

"Cupine".

[rn]

"Name something that gets passed around"
"A joint"

[wpghi5]

From Family Fortunes: "Name a part of the body beginning with the letter N."

"Knee."

[brian1975]

q: name a character from mash?
c: schultz  (after hearing the answer, ray combs said he had one word for him, "hogans hero's.")

q: name something you find in an operating room?
a: an operator

q: name a type of bear?
a: papa bear

q: name something you take with you to a bath?
a: a duck (scored 11 points, to which richard dawson dropped to the floor)

[wpghi5]

"What would be the ideal everyday temperature?"

"98.6."

[catdogwheel]

"During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"
"September."

That's the all time classic, and it was enough to make Richard Dawson lose it completely.

I think that one is pretty up there along with the time a family member was asked "give me a time someone goes to bed." And the contestant said "night". Then to add insult to injury they were asked "give me a time someone gets up out of bed." And they said "morning".

[PriceFanArmadillo]

Then to add insult to injury they were asked "give me a time someone gets up out of bed." And they said "morning".

But that one actually scored points! 

EDIT:  Actually, I think those were the other way around.  He got 2 points for "night".

[Jordanar18]

A few from Harvey... (PG-13)

"Some people call it a 'derriere'; name another polite term for it."
Contestant: Anus

"We asked 100 women, name something your husband is holding when he falls asleep on the chair"
Contestant: Himself

"Name an animal that can describe a person."
Contestant: An ass

The last two scored points!!

[FieldsFan336]

Name one of the three bears
Contestant: Yogi