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Well, since I'm going to be reviewing about these episodes starting today, let me break it down in terms of:
Pricing Games: (A+ - F-)
Showcase Showdowns #1/#2: (Excellent - Bad)
Showcases: (A+ - F-) (with a Super F-- for DOB, and a Super A++ for DSW)
Winnings: $200,000+: (A+)
$175,000-$199,999: (A)
$150,000-$174,999: (A-)
$125,000-$149,999: (B+)
$100,000-$124,999: (B)
$90,000-$99,999: (B-)
$80,000-$89,999: (C+)
$75,000-$79,999: (C)
$50,000-$74,999: (C-)
$40,000-$49,999: (D)
$39,999 or lower: (F)
4-digit win (For some reason): (F--)
Overall: (??)
So, let's begin.
Pricing Games:
Push Over -> B+ (This is due to the fact it was either $5,000+ or $6,000+. Unfortunately, it was the $5,000+)
Hole In One -> A solitary F (The Hole in One new camera angle is TERRIBLE! I dunno what Adam smoked, but he sure failed. If Bob and Roger saw this, they would be shocked as well. The contestant didn't fare ANY better in terms of groceries.)
Do The Math -> C (To me, this was easy. The accessories are cheaper than the computer. Unfortunately, the peanut gallery got peanuts in their brains and told Consuelo to add instead of subtract. And the "Family Feud" X is better compared to this X.)
One Wrong Price -> B+ (I thought it was the motorcycle, but I was wrong.)
Punch A Bunch -> B- (Punch A Bunch is Punch A Bunch. Enough said.)
That's Too Much -> A (TTM is rarely won, and this is another one of those times.)
Showcase Showdown #1 -> Fair
Showcase Showdown #2 -> Good (.95 / $1.00 / $1.05 - When do you see these?)
Showcases: C (As much as I like the models here, switching "guest" models from other shows is not good! Where are the other regular models? Even I'm beginning to like Rob for some reason.)
Winnings: $83,539 (C+)
Overall: A little Below Average (I'm beginning to wonder: Did these contestants ever signed up for PCH in the first place? Or from last year for that matter?)
Well, this is only the beginning. I'll see you tomorrow.