Well, it's been a couple days, so it's about time we got this show on the road. But first, let's see who won those extra randomizer tickets. Clearly, cu needs to host another show sometime soon, as some of you don't know how to answer the type of audition questions that he and I like to employ. I did see several good answers out there though, and four great ones.
First, the three runners-up, which each receive one extra instance of their name in the randomizer:
Me and Guinty. Prepare for people to change the channel in disgust.
I can feel the mouse pointers moving towards the Back buttons already.
Me! Look at all of my beautiful characteristics. The svelte 220+ pound body. The haircut that doesn't know that it's doing. The squinty eyes looking angry at this telephone pole. The smile that doesn't know if it's a smile or not. The fact that I'm almost pointing at said telephone pole. It's a perfect fit.
Still better than Lawrence Saint-Victor. I won't say by how much though.
I'd have to go with Maury Povich and Nick Thompson. Maury would drag out the reveals for each game by at least an extra five minutes as he goes to the edge of the stage, receives a large manila envelope with the results, returns to the game's set, and reveals that "(Contestant) you are NOT the winner!"
Who's Nick Thompson? He's some random Reddit user who will become famous for sharing a photo of 50 Whopper patties stacked up in between two buns. Why will he become famous? Because internet, that's why. People's attention spans are so short, they'll make a blade of grass famous if it's in the shape a hashtag.
"Driving to the hospital in A NEW CAR!" #AnimalStyle #InstantHeartAttack #PentaContaPattyPower
So... all of those were great responses. But the one that was pretty much an instant win for me was...
Who else? The Ghostbusters.
I mean, come on, if the question "Who you gonna call?" or some variation comes up, this is pretty much automatic. This was one of the two answers I myself had in mind when writing the prompt, the other one being Kathie Lee and Hoda... as long as Balance Game is not in the lineup and Grocery Game's theme is items from the liquor store.
Congratulations to cu, Jordan, and JJ for getting a second ticket into the studio and Prizes for also winning a third. The game will start shortly, once I get my next post assembled.