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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2015, 03:30:45 AM »
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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2015, 04:17:03 PM »
How about the time when Dawson said "Name something made of leather--" and the contestant rang in at that point and said "A purse." Only to have it be not up there because the full question was "Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses." That was on the nighttime version in 1980.
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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2015, 04:55:19 PM »
How about the time when Dawson said "Name something made of leather--" and the contestant rang in at that point and said "A purse." Only to have it be not up there because the full question was "Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses." That was on the nighttime version in 1980.

Along the same lines, I remember a contestant on Harvey's version buzzing in too early, and only hearing this much of the question:  "Name something a woman does for her baby, that she..."  The contestant said "Changes his diaper," only to get a strike, after which Steve gleefully finished the question, "Name something a woman does for her baby, that she also does for her hubby."

Hilarity ensued.

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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2020, 05:00:45 PM »
On last Sunday night's Celebrity Family Feud Fast Money bonus round, Steve Harvey asked this question: "If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool?"

Bruce Smith said: A penis!  :oldlol:

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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2020, 05:13:46 PM »
Quote from: gamesurf link=www.golden-road.net/index.php/topic,474.60.html date=like three months ago
My biggest issue with it is if you're going to make a 14 year bump, you gotta have better material than "Haha remember that time when the contestant said 'penis' and Steve Harvey was SHOCKED?"




Quote from: howierules86 link=http://www.golden-road.net/index.php/topic,474.60.html date=like two months ago
On Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked this question: "Name something any woman would prefer to see a man holding instead of the remote."

Contestant: His penis!

Quote from: Alfonzo link=http://www.golden-road.net/index.php/topic,474.60.html date=like two months ago

Thanks for sharing, howierules, but sometimes a thread should die a natural death. You've already did a 13 year bump on the thread and I don't think people saying "PENIS!!!" on Family Feud is enough to keep bumping it.

Gonna close this thread, at least for the time being.

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If all the comedy they can get out of an episode stretched to twice the length is "penis", the same charade for how many years now, there's probably a reason why I don't watch Harvey Feud.


There's clever humor to be had in past versions, like "Name a way to kill a lively party" "A gun" was so hilarious, I used it in one of my HYOs, and "Name something Russia is well-known for" "Russians" and "Name an animal whose eggs you wouldn't eat" "Hamster" are good ones from the Karn era that haven't been said.
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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2020, 05:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Family Feud
Steve Harvey: “we asked 100 people what is the male reproductive organ?”

Contestant: “penis”

SH: “A WUH??? HUH??”

audience erupts into laughter, Steve Harvey grabs onto the podium to support himself, laughter gets even louder

“oh Lordy...”

one man goes into cardiac arrest and others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard.

SH: “YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP!”

earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

the universe begins to rapidly close in on itself

SH: (puts on a weary voice) survey says...

the board shows 100 for penis

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it will come to an end


(Seriously though howie, this is the third time in recent memory you've bumped a years-old thread. How are you finding these? Are you searching for old Family Feud threads to bump?)
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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2020, 05:42:15 PM »

(Seriously though howie, this is the third time in recent memory you've bumped a years-old thread. How are you finding these? Are you searching for old Family Feud threads to bump?)

Or is it he's posting to these threads knowing they'll get locked, to save us from a troll *possibly* posting to them in the future?
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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2020, 05:45:29 PM »

(Seriously though howie, this is the third time in recent memory you've bumped a years-old thread. How are you finding these? Are you searching for old Family Feud threads to bump?)

That's what I'm saying as well gamesurf. It is getting annoying seeing these bump up threads from years ago about answers about a male reproductive organ that are sophomoric humor that has gotten old fast.

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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2020, 06:16:31 PM »
Or is it he's posting to these threads knowing they'll get locked, to save us from a troll *possibly* posting to them in the future?

Yes, that's what I'm doing. Also, I actually thought to search the word "penis" in the search box to find these threads, and I figured last Sunday night's moment was worth sharing (I LOL'd so hard when Steve Harvey asked, "What the (bleep) did he just say?!").

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Re: Your favorite Family Feud answers
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2020, 06:22:38 PM »
Yes, that's what I'm doing. Also, I actually thought to search the word "penis" in the search box to find these threads, and I figured last Sunday night's moment was worth sharing (I LOL'd so hard when Steve Harvey asked, "What the (bleep) did he just say?!").

Please stop. We've already established that Harvey Feud dreck is not enough to bump an old thread. Bumping old threads is against the rules unless you have something to actually add to it.

If you're bumping these to keep trolls from doing so, that makes you no better than the trolls. Nobody likes trolls.

TL;DR, if you bump another one of these with more dick jokes, not only will it be locked but your account will be as well.

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