Your favorite Family Feud answers

[TPIRFan2000]

Post your favorite Family Feud answers from any era and any version.

There's a whole list I could post, so I'm just going to post one that I saw on TV a few minutes ago that had me laughing for a good 5 minutes. The question was "Name something you know about zombies." A contestant instantly buzzes in and answers..."Black." She then says "I don't know if they're white or black!" before nervously clapping and shouting "It's up there!", this being while Steve Harvey, the other contestant (who is black), and the audience are all laughing at the stupidity of her answer.

[Hag]

My favorite has to be the answer "September" to the Fast Money question "During which month does a woman start to look pregnant?" It caused Richard Dawson to lose it, and he was usually as cool as a cucumber as a host.

[ethawne2015]

In order:
1)  NEKKID GRAMMAW!!!
2)  Scantily-clad (as a synonym for "naked")
3)  The procession of hilarity that followed Richard Dawson asking, "Name a question such as 'how old are you?' that you might answer with a lie.
4)  Steve Harvey (in answer to "Name a celebrity with a big mouth who isn't afraid to use it")

[blozier2006]

Name a animal with three letters in its name...
Contestant 1... FROG
Contestant 2... ALLIGATOR! (which prompts Dawson to ask if said contestant was on any kind of narcotics!)

[TPIRFan2000]

In order:
1)  NEKKID GRAMMAW!!!
2)  Scantily-clad (as a synonym for "naked")
3)  The procession of hilarity that followed Richard Dawson asking, "Name a question such as 'how old are you?' that you might answer with a lie.
4)  Steve Harvey (in answer to "Name a celebrity with a big mouth who isn't afraid to use it")

I've never seen the last one you mentioned but the others that have been mentioned so far are absolute classics. I remember that, for the second one you posted, the contestant initially tried getting away with "nekkid" as his answer, and when he was told to change it, he gave "scantily clad".

And just because I'm already making a post, I'll add in my two favorite answers from the most recent season of Feud (probably the most famous answers from it as well):

• "Name something women wear that was obviously designed by men because it's uncomfortable but sexy."
  "Texas!" Even better was the contestant's confidence in his answer.
• "Name something a doctor might pull out of a person."
  "A gerbil."

[bigblue999]

"A slang name for a policeman?"

DICK!

"Name something you know about John Lennon"

He's still alive.

Karn's face was priceless. He then says in our hearts he's still alive.

[Schfifty]

Mine are (in no particular order):

"Tell me a man's name that starts with the letter K."
"...Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car."
"Pickles!"

"Something made of wool."
"Sheep."

"Name something that gets passed around."
"A joint."

"Name a time that most people get up."
"In the morning."

"Name a time that most people go to bed."
"At night."

[mechamind]

One that has me wondering is "A traffic sign that best describes your love life." The Karn, O'Hurley, and Harvey eras all had a contestant guess "Do Not Enter", and in all three cases, it did not make the board. It might actually have made sense as a lower answer in the Harvey era, though.

[Ccook]

Can't think of an answer to any question that stands out, but I do recall once on the 1994-95 Dawson series that the first family member in Fast Money racked up 300 points. Dawson had the answers covered and the score reset to a really low number, then asked the second family member this first question: "Besides giving birth to Adolf, name two reasons for hating Mrs. Hitler."

[tpiradam]

The "Name a question such as 'how old are you?' that you might answer with a lie" has to be one of my favourites along with this one:

"Name something you squeeze"
-Peanut Butter

[Coupon Boy]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the infamous September response that made Richard Dawson lose his cool yet. That's the favorite Family Feud moment of both me and my mom.

I also had a huge laugh when I saw the Turkey fast money on the UK version of the show.

[bigblue999]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the infamous September response that made Richard Dawson lose his cool yet. That's the favorite Family Feud moment of both me and my mom.

Hag mentioned it above.

[ethawne2015]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the infamous September response that made Richard Dawson lose his cool yet. That's the favorite Family Feud moment of both me and my mom.

Someone did.

EDIT:  bigblue999 beat me to it by mere seconds.

[Plinkoman]

Name something that only children wear.

(Contestant rings in.)

"Clothes."

 

[PatrickRox80]

"Name a food that makes noise when you eat it."
"A really loud hamburger."