Sideshow called a bloodbath in the submissions thread - he's not exactly right, but neither is he entirely wrong...
Golden Road: two picks, both for 4 MP (Wayoshi and Punchboard)
Pushover: two picks, both for 4 MP (Wayoshi and Flerbert)
Bullseye: three picks, none for 4 MP (Wayoshi/Cephas/SuperSweeper all had wins but wrong slots)
Swap Meet: two picks, none for 4 MP (Vader with correct slot, Flerbert with correct result)
Secret "X": one pick, none for 4 MP (SuperSweeper gets 2/4 out of it)
Do the Math: one pick, none for 4 MP (Flerbert gets 2/10 out of it)
You'll look at my summary and see six names mentioned. Those are the six players that managed to score something, anything at all, in this mess of a match. Three names appear more than once, and those names coincidentally happen to be three of the ones who will make up our Final Four:
Next week, Wayoshi, Flerbert, SuperSweeper, and Punchboard will duke it out in the final game of the season. We're guaranteed to have a new champion after the elimination of Cephas - in fact, this week's carnage caught up three of last year's top four players, with the lone exception being our dear departed ex-host, Fireball.
Who will win the Goodson-Dobkowitz Cup? Place your bets now!
(Also, watch in the coming day or two for an announcement regarding the spoiler procedures for the finals.)