All I can say is I hope the heck the next six installments are done better than this one. I was more than a little disappointed myself...
Hole In One: On a positive note, I was pleased to see this be one of the three pricing games.
I was honestly all set to come on here and start griping about the lack of a second putt, but I can see that there WAS a second putt, but they felt the need to edit it out. After all, seeing the three contestants who didn't win their way up on stage eating cotton candy was far more important.
Besides, it wasn't like they didn't have enough time to air the second putt. Ugh.
Does anyone know if Ricki herself tried an inspirational putt?
Plinko: Nice boots, Paige. Where did you get them, Paige? I could use a pair of them... And, uhh.. Uhhh.. Well, I honestly have no idea who you are.
Okay, so giving everyone in the audience a free MP3 player if she got that right was a nice touch..
I'm also a bit disappointed to have a chip got stuck, Ricki had to use the ol' stick, and that got cut out, too.. C'mon, CBS. What's more important: The games, or inane banter? Don't be a sucker, don't be NBC..
Range Game: Brande (who?), this game might've been a little easier in some more sensible shoes...
Showdown: That just made no sense at all. The top score advance, and the second and third place players - regardless of score - would have a spin-off? So you mean that one contestant could've gotten $1.00, the second could've had 95 cents, the third could've had a dime, and the two who had 10 and 95 would've spun-off?! I'm sorry, but there's something very wrong with that picture...
Thank you, Brande (who?) for putting a monkey wrench into THAT by tying Kathy and getting that over with..
I was also going to gripe about the lack of a bonus spin and/or Ricki not bringing it up, but after all the OTHER edits that have been mentioned, I'm just going to assume she DID bring it up and that got cut out as well...
Showcases: A 1966 Mustang? That was evil.. I mean, damned nice cars, but who outside of huge car enthusiasts are going to be able to bid on THAT?
And now my thoughts on some of the people who gave us this, uhh.. special.
Ricki: You know, I didn't go into this with high hopes for her, and Ricki didn't disappoint.. I didn't expect her to be Bob Barker (or even Kennedy, quite frankly, and keep in mind I could do without Kennedy).. But Ricki was way too loud, and it felt like she'd stepped right off the set for her talk show and right into GSM..
I don't despise Ricki Lake (though you could say I am the opposite of a fan of her talk show), but she definitely needs to tone it down in the next six shows. I don't know if she's used to being loud because of her show, or thought she had to scream over the audience, or what.. But you don't need to be so loud, Ricki...
Rich: Last night was a tale of two Rich Fields... Most of the time, he was on and sounding like the Rich we know and love.. But every so often, he sounded a little more like the Rich when he first appeared on the show two years ago: Where he lacked energy, sounded a bit dull, and where I'd picture him with this "Deer in the headlights" look on his face.. Which maybe he DID have on his face - maybe he was wondering what on Earth was going on, or thinking "Bob is going to kill me when he sees this" or something...
Not a terrible performance, but a bit subpar by Rich's recent standards..
Adam Corrolla: Don't worry, Adam. That's how Los Angeles radio listeners react to you, too - by storming away angry, wondering why we got stuck with you instead of someone who's actually funny.
I'm sorry, Adam, but wake up and smell the noise.. You're not funny. You weren't funny on The Man Show or whatever it's called, you're not funny on radio, and you weren't funny last night. Why they felt the need to give us your "reactions" is beyond me - could be the fact you work for CBS radio?
Paige Davis: Nice boots. I could use those in my collection. Really. They're pretty sweet. Uhh.. Who are you, and what do you do again?
Kathy Najimy: That son of yours just ain't right in the head.. What were you and Hank doing when you conceived Bobby, anyway?
Tim Meadows: Who? And SNL is still around?
Lance Bass: Didn't his 15 minutes of fame end back in 1995? And what is he doing out of prison?! Huh? You mean he didn't get sentenced to life in prison for being a member of N'Sync? Well, he should've been!
Brande Roderick: Who?
Leslie Nielsen: Yay! A celebrity I've heard of, and am a fan of - except for Paige's boots, of course. Though, he just seemed so out of it.. Bored? Lost? I don't know.. Maybe they shoud've played the theme for Naked Gun as he came on down?
The set: You know, being a mock-up with a black floor, it looked pretty good.. You could see they put some time and effort into that.. Sure, there were some differences, but you could clearly see they put the time and effort into making things look as accurate as possible..
The good:
Rich
The set
The 1966 Mustang (that was a pretty nice car and unique idea, if not evil)
Giving everyone MP3 players
Playing Hole In One
Seating the six celebrities who'll be on Match Game in with the rest of the crowd, complete with nametags
The classic video footage
Paige's boots
The bad:
Ricki being a little TOO boisterous
Not knowing who some of these celebrities were
The editing
The ugly:
Lance Bass
Adam Corrolla
The just plain weird:
Leslie Nielsen (Everyone loves you, Leslie.. Have a little more fun next time, please!)
The Showcase Showdown rules
My score: 6.5/10. Not horrible, but I was hoping for a bit better.. Hopefully they'll learn a few things from the first show - see what worked, what didn't work, and improve from here...
Having the pages carry guns and keep Lance and Adam away would help, too.