Thank you for preventing a second overbid, ucb.
Actual retail price...
$600! [color=009900]*DINGDINGDINGDINGDING*[/color] The $1 bid did it! Come on up here, ucb... and follow me to the giant price tag!
This was your first time registering for my game... and, hallelujah, you made it on stage. And do we ever have good news for you! Tell him, Burton!
*silence*
Ummm, lift up the thing and tell him what he can win!
Do what?
*looks toward the announcer's booth*
OK, Roger, where the Hell is Burton?
Roger (indistinguishably): He went to the bathroom.
At a time like this? Can't we just stop tape and wait for him to come back?
Roger: We can't. We're on a tight schedule today. Just go over there behind Burton's microphone and announce the game.
I can't do that. I gotta... *audience starts cheering and applauding in approval* Oh, all right... I'll do it
just this one time! Here, ucb, you hold my mic. *runs over to the announcer's booth* Ready to hear what you can win?!
ucb2912: YEAH!
*giant price tag finally goes up*
*Grand Game cue* It's a chance to win up to...
That's right--$10,000! But you have to start at one dollar.
[color=009900]*DING*[/color] And reveal the target price for the Grand Game today.
[color=009900]*DING*[/color] It's $6.50. Every time you pick products that are less than $6.50, you move closer to the $10,000. Pick all four products that are under $6.50 and the whole $10,000 is yours. Two products are over $6.50. Avoid those or else the game is over.
Now, pay attention as I describe the products we will be using.
*Bhen* Purina Cat Chow Indoor Formula contains the wholesome grains and garden greens every indoor cat craves. Physical, emotional, complete. That's the Purina Cat Chow way of life. (3.5 lb.)
Jazz up your next meal with Zatarain's jambalaya rice mix. Just add sausage, chicken, or shrimp for authentic New Orleans cuisine at your own dinner table. (8 oz.)
AZO supplement helps you maintain a healthy urinary tract with a great cranberry taste. Use as directed. (50 count)
Enjoy the rich chocolate taste of Ovaltine. It has more vitamins and minerals than the leading chocolate drink and tastes great in cold or hot milk. (18 oz.)
Bring the taste of San Antonio to your home with Pace picante sauce. Grab the southwest by the bottle. (16 oz)
And DiGiorno pizza has a pizzeria-style rising crust that bakes fresh in your oven. It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. (31.33 oz.)
And there they are! *audience cheers and applauds* Well, that was an interesting experience. *walks back to ucb and the Grand Game set* OK, ucb, where are we starting?
