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Offline tpir04

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Your Match Game questions
« on: January 15, 2019, 03:53:21 PM »
I've often thought about the questions I'd come up with if I was a writer on Match Game 7x. How about you: If you were a writer for the 70s Match Game, what questions might you come up with? Please keep it clean. I don't want this thread locked unnecessarily.

Without further ado, here's one of mine:

"Dumb Dora is soooooo dumb... (HOW DUMB IS SHE???)...every time she brews coffee, it tastes like ________.
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2019, 04:18:43 PM »
"I think Drew Carey's been hosting The Price Is Right too long. For snacks last night, instead of potato chips, he put out (blank)."
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2019, 06:29:45 AM »
"My grandfather is nothing compared to yours. His New York-style cheesecake is very famous. You know why? Because he added one very secret ingredient: (BLANK)."

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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2019, 10:53:07 AM »
"Dan Duffer is a terrible golfer. He's the only Hole In One player ever to (blank)."
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2019, 11:55:24 AM »
Ted said:

"You know, I think the neighbor's kid is some sort of strange, new vampire. Last night, instead of biting my neck, he bit my _______!"
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2019, 12:15:14 PM »
"Dumb Dora is so dumb, during One Away, instead of referring to the sound effects lady as “Oh mighty sound effects lady”, she referred to her as ________."

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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2019, 12:57:04 PM »
I'd almost rather answer some of these.

"Dan Duffer is a terrible golfer. He's the only Hole In One player ever to (blank)."

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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2019, 01:37:02 PM »
"I have proof that George Gray is trying too much to be like Rod Roddy, because on today's show, I saw him wearing (blank)."

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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2019, 01:56:04 PM »
John said, "There is something wrong with my television. I can see the Food Network and the Game Show Network at the same time. Its weird. I just saw Rachael Ray pour EVOO over (Blank)".

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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2019, 02:33:12 PM »
I think my roommates' baby is growing up too fast. Last night I caught her trying to BLANK.
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2019, 03:48:02 PM »
Dumb Dora is soooo dumb, when she heard about the Bird Box challenge instead of a blindfold she made her bird put on blank!


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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2019, 03:56:28 PM »
George's luck is getting worse. First he fell off a treadmill, then he fell off a (blank).
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2019, 08:37:15 PM »
Dumb Donald is so dumb, when he went to the Tour de France he though a yellow jersey was a (blank)
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2019, 07:39:48 AM »
Old Man Periwinkle said, why do they still it call it elevator music when I heard disco duck? Perhaps it should now be called _______ music.
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Re: Your Match Game questions
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2019, 12:04:46 PM »
Dumb Dora is so dumb, she went to take an IQ test she thought dumb was BLANK.