Before the show.......
[insert clip of Bart Eskander (sp?) being bound to a chair and gagged by Paul Alter]
Paul: Lemme show you how this is done! In 3.....2.......1........[cuts to me on the TPIR set]
It's The Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular! C'mon down!
[MDS opening cue]
[insert random clips of people running out to see TPIR, and classic clips]
Rich:
HEEERRREEEE IT COMES! From the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood, it's time for The Price Is Right Million Dollar spectacular!
CANUKTPiRFan, C'MON DOWN! [CANUK jumps up and down and does cartwheels all the way to Contestant's Row]
BuddyTom, C'MON DOWN! [Tom jumps out of the front row]
lucyrickyalex, C'MON DOWN! [pants nearly fall off while coming on down]
AND jjc92787, C'MON DOWN! [jjc trips coming on down and nearly takes out our dear friend Scott]
YOU ARE THE FIRST FOUR CONTESTANTS ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT MILLION DOLLAR SPECTACULAR!!!! [TPIR theme]
And now, here's the host, the star of The Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular, Robert Searcy! [comes outta door 2 waving to the crowd]
Thank you so very much for that wonderful welcome! Let's not waste any time and get this shindig started! HERE'S the first item up for bids on The Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular!
Rich:
A new TV!
Best of both worlds! The new Dell W2306C 23" LCD TV is the perfect TV and computer monitor. The W2306C delivers to you a wide-aspect, high quality experience at a fantastic price. With full PC connectivity, the W2306C is ideal for small room or personal space that is designed for both work and play. And that TV will go......
[TV starts playing those blasted Hoverounds]
Excuse me a second gang.....[Roger hands over my shotgun, I load it, and take aim]
[Models rush like crazy to push the TV off stage before I shoot it and end up falling flat on their faces]
[!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!] [bullet goes right through the TV, out the back, and also takes out a lightbulb on door 1]
Ok, lil' word of note, do
NOT deduct for the bullet hole in that TV.
It'll go to the one of you closest without going over, CANUK, gimme your bid!
(Bidding Order: CANUKTPiRFan, BuddyTom, lucyrickyalex, jjc92787)