You see, producers, there's still quite a crop of "fascinating people" to put on your show.
You can have the best story in the world, but if you can't tell it with zeal, it falls completely flat. That's more true than ever in the modern TV world. As much as I loathe the hypercaffeinated cookie-cutter contestants we have nowadays, I understand the logic: "If we can't offer them something that's loud and high-energy, you can bet the folks on the show on the other network will." Or, equally likely, "We have to get people on our show that'll give us YouTube moments that people will want to watch, hopefully more than once, and that means loud, high-energy, and as far from 'ordinary' as we can get." Either statement is undoubtedly followed by: "Well, we can't put George on a treadmill and trip him every day...and we can't tell people to tackle George like that time in Most Expensive...and we won't even discuss Samoans...well, we'll just have to pick people that are really hyper and hope for the best!"
/As usual, this wouldn't be quite so problematic if Drew and the producers knew what to do with spontaneous moments, but despite all the improvements he has made I still don't think this is among Drew's strengths. I know what people will say but for comparison, look at the season 27 finale that got posted not that long ago, and skip to Clock Game. When that player went straight from $798 to $800, Bob had a fit, and had fun with that contestant for the entire rest of the show. Yes, that was a Bob Barker way of handling it, but I've never seen a Drew Carey approach that was really analogous to it.