gamesurf makes his way down to me, and I extend my hand to him.Welcome to the show! It's so great to see you!
gamesurf shakes my hand firmly, and then attempts to compose himself.You made it up, man! Now, folks, I can't begin to tell you how happy I am that gamesurf was the first one to make it up. After all, he played a
huge part in allowing this show to be renewed in the first place! Give it up for him!
The audience applauds and cheers.And I bet you didn't notice, but I got called down to his first show as well!
overdramatically ...But, alas, I got called down last. So I was all but forced to take the consolation prize... of some denture adhesive. Which I'm not going to be able to use for half a century! Oh, woe is me!
But, don't worry, everyone. Because I finally got my revenge! Now gamesurf is the not so proud owner of a fur coat; an item that all LFaTs will judge him for if he actually wears it! Now he has a morally questionable prize, and... has the chance to win even more prizes.
An awkward silence lingers for a few seconds....I didn't think this through at all.
The audience laughs for a few seconds before I turn back to gamesurf.But, in all seriousness, that coat is yours, and you can do whatever you want with it. You can give it to charity, an animal rights organization, or even burn it like Drew Carey's former LeBron James jersey when he took his talents to South Beach!
And I know the perfect prize that you can do that with! George, tell him about it!
Devin Goda proceeds to push out...George:
It's an electric range!From Premier, this 30" Freestanding Electric Range comes with a 3.91 Cubic Foot Oven, Coil Burners, Full Width Storage Drawer and Exclusive Lifetime Warranty to make sure anything from food to fur is heated up easily!The audience applauds.That's a nice range, isn't it, gamesurf?
He nods. But, that's not all we have to offer you; no, not in the slightest! You see, this is a throwback to 1972. And as you said, the first game ever played was
Any Number. And the very first playing of that pricing game was for a Chevrolet Vega; in other words,
a car!The audience applauds louder!But... I'm sorry to say...
Chevy doesn't make the Vega any more. But that's OK! It wasn't a very good car anyways. Can you believe this amazing game show started off with a fur coat and a car like that? It may as well be a miracle it got off the ground, y'know?
However, I digress. Chevy doesn't make the Vega any more. And the Vega's successor: the Monza, is also defunct. Same with the Cavalier. And even the Cobalt!
...But guess what? I'm going to give you the chance to play the role of a crazy cat lady in Beverley Hills as you ride off from the show with
this!The big doors open to reveal Amber in...George:
It's a new car!It's the 2019 Red Hot Chevrolet Cruze Hatchback! This compact beauty comes complete with a 1.4 liter Turbo ECOTEC 4-cylinder engine that creates 153 horsepower, 6-speed automatic transmission, 17" 5-split spoke, Ultra Bright, machined face, Midnight Silver aluminum wheels, engine block heater, front license plate bracket, and a roadside emergency reflective triangle! Enjoy how far we've come with car designs with the Chevrolet... Cruze!The audience applauds wildly as the turntable moves around to show the set. But not just the regular one... it's the old set, straight from 1972!Man, oh, man, look at this beauty! Just seeing it makes me feel all tingly and nostalgic inside! Now, gamesurf, as you guessed; and correctly, might I add, you're going to be playing the first
ever pricing game on the Price is Right:
Anyyyyyy Number!This is tied for my favorite pricing game ever, so I truly hope you win that car! Anyway, let's light up the first digit in that car!
CRUZE 2 _ _ _ _RANGE _ _ _P. BANK _. _ _It's a 2! So you're playing for at least a $20,000 car, my friend!
Now, as you can see, there are ten spaces yet to be occupied, and there are ten digits in the typical numerical system. As such, each digit corresponds to an empty space on this board. So, I'd like for you to give me a digit from 0-9, and when you do, that digit will be lit up on the board. Whichever prize you fill out first will be the prize that you win.
So, with that said, give me any number you'd like, and let's start the game! Best of luck!