This showcase is all about things that are fast. I mean, really fast. First, this supply of floppy disks! From Memorex, these floppy disks can store all your documents, instead of the Cloud. They're outdated, but who cares!
*applause*
Next, you can use these floppy disks in conjunction with this new personal computer! From Kenbak Corporation, this Kenbak-1 computer has 256 bytes of memory.
*applause*
While you're waiting for that two hour movie to download...
"Read War and Peace 84 times."
Shut up, you! Anyway, don't do that because that isn't a long enough time anyway. But you can take a ride...
...in your new CAR!!! This is the *blazing fast* Volkswagen Super Beetle [rest of description]
And with this showcase you will blaze a path to victory, but only if, The Price is Right!
*steps out of time machine*
What's this? Kenbak-1 computer, huh? Must've accidentally taken it with me back to 2019. See, the movie is still downloading! How much progress does it have? Let's see...
PROGRESS: 0.000001%