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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2020, 11:32:19 PM »
Again, thanks to everyone who wanted to play! Yet again, this was tough to pick people, so if you don't get chosen, I still hope you enjoy the show!

Here it comes! From the person who really thought they should get another one of these in the records, it's The Price is Right!


tpiradam, come on down!

Plinkoman, come on down!

Litebulb88, come on down!

and gamesurf, come on down!

You are the first four contestants on the most unlikely sequel to happen on The Price is Right!

And now, here's the host with the most... something, 9821!



*I come out, just as surprised as you*

Hello, and welcome to another installment of me pretending to be funny for a week and a half! Let's get this show going with the first item up for bids!

It's a giant stuffed giraffe!


Forgive me for using a Vine. But this stuffed giraffe towers at a height of 94.5 inches, and weighs 30 pounds! From Hansa Toys!

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tpiradam, we'll start with you, and work our way over. Bid in dollars, please.
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2020, 12:02:47 AM »
Omg I love stuffed animals and have never wanted one more than when I laid eyes on that giraffe! I’ll say $998!

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2020, 12:16:52 AM »
$998 says the giraffe lover... *ding!*



...how did Plinkoman get in the row by saying the objectively wrong answer to the prompt? Bid before I send you back to your seat  :-x
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2020, 12:42:41 AM »
$625

Now, now... to be fair, I didn't like the original version! (I did come very close to saying Step Up, though.)
1,718 days until I am re-eligible to be a contestant on The Price Is Right!

No longer a Push Over!

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2020, 12:57:23 AM »
Plinkoman... just stop talking please. No, seriously, stop, for reasons I will not say at this time. $625 is his bid.


Now, we move on to Litebulb88.
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2020, 01:29:12 AM »
$1700

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2020, 01:40:04 AM »
$1,700... *ding!*


...and to close us out, gamesurf!
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2020, 01:48:53 AM »
$649, please!
Quote from: Bill Todman
"The sign of a good game, is when you don't have to explain it every day. The key is not simplicity, but apparent simplicity. Password looks like any idiot could have made it up, but we have 14 of our people working on that show. There is a great complexity behind the screen. It requires great work to keep it simple."

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2020, 04:57:26 AM »
...and $649 for gamesurf!



...and the actual retail price is...



$1,625! Adam, the giraffe is yours!



And welcome to the show! I'm sure we've got a great prize for you behind the curtain, right?

You can try to shove your giraffe into this industrial dishwasher!


The Hobert LXER-2 Undercounter Dishwasher can wash practically all your dishes instantly! By using the magic of water vapor, this can clean 38 racks an hour with a light load, and uses only 1.14 gallons of water each time. It also comes with a dirty water indicator and energy saver mode!

Now, you are going to play Side by Side!


I know, it's the old Side by Side, but I was too lazy to make like 20 asterisks just for the 50's aesthetic. Regardless, I want you to slide the top block to either side of the 58, to make the price either $7,958 or $5,879. Now, win that dishwasher!
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2020, 05:17:51 AM »
This has to be the fastest I've ever seen a bidding round go. You must have some really long games coming up later if we're already in speed mode!  :)

*yells $5k from crowd
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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2020, 09:29:53 AM »
Let’s do $5,879!

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2020, 03:24:19 PM »



$5,879, which seems to be the consensus from the audience. Is that right?





BUZZ! *Losing Horns*


Man, I need to stop being mean with my quickies. But if it's any consolation, you got to see the "Sorry" one last time, and you'll be back for the Gift Exchange. We'll be back after the break.


*fades to commercials*

















*after a Liberty Biberty commercial, cut back to me in front of the Row*


Welcome back! Announcer, we've got a vacant spot in the red here. Do you know who to call?

Of course I do! (123)-123-123, so that 123123123 can come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

Wow, that's a big number.

You know what else is a big number?

What is that?

The 513,000 calories in the next prize: it's 10,260 squares of chocolate!


We'll make sure you get tired of chocolate with 19 cases of 540 count packs of chocolate! Give some to your family, friends, hosts, IRS agents, and enjoy the thousands of 60% cacao dark chocolate squares left! From Ghiradelli!


Numbers, you'll start the bidding for the perfect gift before a date or after a break-up!
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2020, 04:25:52 PM »
Tired of chocolate? Not a chance.

$865 please

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2020, 04:30:52 PM »
$988
1,718 days until I am re-eligible to be a contestant on The Price Is Right!

No longer a Push Over!

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Re: 9821's The Price is Right Episode 2 - What Hasn't Happened?
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2020, 04:50:32 PM »
$865 for Numbers... *ding!*

and that guy does $988, okay... *ding!*


That brings us to LiteBulb again.
"If any show, forget sports, Price is Right, [the audience is] the star of the show. Somebody... coming on down and losing their minds, and ... crying, that's the show. The show isn't me, the show isn't necessarily [a] can of soup, how much that is, it's watching people go bananas, and there's going to be some of that missing."

-Drew Carey, interview with Athletic, September 16, 2020

"I honestly thought the doubler was gone, but 9821 going $0 makes sense"

-thatvhstapeguy, Discord message, April 5, 2023