The Armadillo's Semi-Annual Price is Right! - THE END

[styleguy]

Since you said please.

Choose me because I will bring style to Contestants' Row.

Choose me because I know I will be a memorable contestant.

Choose me because I know your show will be a great show.

Choose me because I need to update my total of prizes won in Host Your Owns.  I haven't updated it in a long time.

[PriceFanArmadillo]

Okay, I guess this'll do.  Maybe I need to ask an easier question next time...or just not do another one.  I dunno.  At any rate, I think Rich is about ready...

*cue lights*
*theme plays*
*front row of audience is panned*

Here it comes!  From Army's living room in wonderful Ogle County, Illinois, it's the fabulous, much-longer-than-sixty-minute Price is Right!

Mr. Matt-ay-with-an-accent-aigu, come on down!

LiteBulb88, come on down!

Frank15, come on down!

CrimsonViper, come on down!

You're the first four contestants on The Price is Right!

*Massive cheers and applause*

And here is the host of The Price is Right, PriceFanArmadillo!

*you thought THAT cheering was massive?  THIS is massive cheers and applause!*

*comes out down the other aisle of the audience...why should stage right get all the love?*

*walks up the Southpaw Steps*

Welcome to The Price is Right!

...and thank you for that wonderful welcome.  Now, let's see the first item up for bids!

It's a plasma TV!

This forty-two inch (LG) plasma EDTV will give you hours and hours of entertainment watching your favorite television programs, like, I dunno, Family Feud?  The Office?  I don't really care what you watch!

And the Crimson one will lead us off!

CrimsonViper	Frank15	Litebulb88	Mr. Matte
First	-----	-----	-----

[CrimsonViper]

$2495!

[Mallory16]

The Three Muskateers!  I want to watch that!  Ooh... that delicious nougat.  Candy bars floating into the stratosphere!  Love those commercials!

...no idea how that entered my mind.  I bid $2999.

[LiteBulb88]

And that's the guy who thinks it's lupus...if he wins this, hopefullly he'll watch some House .

I'll bid $2700.

[Mr. Matté]

And I'll go for $3,000.

I'm a nice guy...

[PriceFanArmadillo]

CrimsonViper	Frank15	Litebulb88	Mr. Matte
2495	2999	2700	3000

Nice, huh?  That was about as nice as....

[color=CC0000]*BonkBonkBonkBonk!*[/color]

...I guess it was nice, after all.  I'm sorry, but you have all overbid.  The lowest bid is $2,495, erase those bids please, and go lower than $2,495 Crimson!

CrimsonViper	Frank15	Litebulb88	Mr. Matte
First	-----	-----	-----

[CrimsonViper]

$2200, please.

[Mallory16]

But it was nice of him, Army.  He was trying to save me from you-know-what
Ah well.  Can't be that much cheaper than $2495, can it be?  I'll go $2299, and await Bulbie's next reference to a certain Greg.

[PriceFanArmadillo]

CrimsonViper	Frank15	Litebulb88	Mr. Matte
2200	2299	-----	-----

*Ding*
*Ding*

Litebulb, you're up.

(And come on...do you really think I'd waste an audience entrance on THAT??)

[LiteBulb88]

Naaahhh...no House reference this time.  $1700.

[PriceFanArmadillo]

CrimsonViper	Frank15	Litebulb88	Mr. Matte
2200	2299	1700	-----

*Ding*

[Mr. Matté]

And because I like Frank so much, $1701.

[PriceFanArmadillo]

PriceFanArmadillo wrote:

CrimsonViper	Frank15	Litebulb88	Mr. Matte
2200	2299	1700	1701

*Ding*

Alright, nice of you to be nice to Frank.  Now, the actual retail price of that TV is...

$2,099, and Mr. Matte!  You've won that TV, now come up here and stand right here right next to me.  Now, I know when you saw me come through that audience, you were hoping that you were going to get to play Plinko, right?  Because everyone loves Plinko, right?  ...well, I hate to disappoint you, but Rich isn't about to say the most wonderful words on television.  I'm sorry, I know you're crushed, but...I hope this will make it up for you!

It's a NEW LINCOLN TOWNCAR!!

*audience explodes*

The Lincoln Towncar Signature Limited!  Drive this awesome, incredible vehicle all over town!  Comes with standard features (including dual sound system, 17" aluminum wheels, and all-season tires), as well as two-tone paint and high-intensity head lamps!  The Lincoln Towncar!

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And you can win that beautiful vehicle playing Three Strikes!  And in the price of that beautiful vehicle, we have...

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...a three,...

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...a four,...

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...a five,...

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...an eight,...

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...and a zero.  But of course,...

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...we have to add one strike to that bag, and here it is.

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I'll mix the bag up.  There we go.  And since this is purely random, I hope you don't mind if I draw the chips for you.  I promise I'm doing this completely on the up-and-up, and this would be a lot easier than mailing the bag all the way to New Jersey or whatever.  Anyway, I'll put my hand in...

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...and pull out...

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...the five.  Now, where does that go.  Is it the first, second, third, fourth, or fifth number in the price of the Lincoln?

[Mr. Matté]

Oh the agony!  Oh the humanity!  I CAN'T PLAY PL!NKO!!!1!1!!!111eleventy!!1oneninth!1 {cut}

Well, I thinking of something, but I'm gonna see what the audience is saying... (talk about oxymorons...)