JM's TPIR 15: END.

[Joe_Mello]

All right.  We should get some new blood here.  Rock on.

Rich is on vacation.  We have someone else to do the l337 stuff.  (Music will come later)

*Opening Theme*

Chris Jacobs: HERE IT COMES!  From the Play Along Forums from Golden-Road.net in cyberspace, The internet's most exciting month of fantastic prizes.  The fabulous 672 times 60-minute Price is Right!

Madonna! Come on Down!

Rob Boughton! Come on Down!

sideshowPA! Come on Down!

and (bum-bum-bummm) Joe Kristoff! Come on Down!  You are the first four contestants on



And now, here's the host of The Price is Right.  JOE MELLO!

*stage entrance*

Hey folks.  We gotta move quick, so here's the first item up for bids.

It's a handy computer! *applause
The Apple PowerBook G4.  This ultrathin notebook has 2 FireWire ports, state-of-the-art networking tools, a DVD burner and ATI graphics on a 17" display.  Also features a 1.5GHz processor with Velocity Engine, 512MB PC2700 DDR SDRAM for multitasking power, and 80GB HD

And our returning champion fires first.

Joe* | sideshow | Rob | Madonna

[Gatorman]

I'll go...$2499, please.

[sideshowPA]

$1900

[sideshowPA]

$1900

[Joe_Mello]

We are looking for Rob Boughton, aka rcbought.

[rcbought]

$2000

[Madonna]

$2,500

[Joe_Mello]

2499 | 1900 | 2000 | 2500

Oh, snap.  We're already sniping.  The actual retail price is...$3000!  Madonna is the winner.

She's going to come back here and play a pricing game with me.  Madonna, I want to smother you with prizes.  Look!

A lovely dinette, fun keyboard and comfy lounge chair. *applause*

First, the Chesapeake 5-piece Kitchen Island Dinette is just what you would expect to find in the cottages and homes lining the Cape. The tobacco and ebony finish highlights vintage-look styling such as the graceful canted base, hardware on the center drawers, and turned legs of the stools.  

Next, the Yamaha DGX505 is a piano-focused keyboard with 88 piano-style keys, wooden stand and sustain pedal. Innovative features include notation display, USB for instant computer connectivity and SmartMedia™ for storing songs and styles.

And finally, the Leap WorkLounge responds quickly to your movements to keep your comfort level high, whether you’re reading, computing, contemplating or relaxing. Back support adjusts as you need it. Features full-grain leather on a polished aluminum frame and base.



Madonna, the people running this Clearance Sale are too lazy to do this themselves, so I'm enlisting you.  You need to put these sale prices on the correct products.  If you do so correctly (putting a correct sale price on each prize) you'll be handsomely compensated by winning all three prizes!  Get to it!

[Madonna]

Let's try the $700 on the chair, $1,200 on the dinette, and $2,000 on the keyboard

*crosses fingers*

[Joe_Mello]

Okay, let's see how you did.  What's the price of the chair?








*ding*

Ooooooooooh.  What's the price of the dinette?











*ding*

Well, that's not bad.  There is a chance.  What's the price of the keyboard?






























*buzz* */sound lhorns*

Awwwww.  Too bad.  You should've switched the last two.

We'll try again after this.


~~~~~~

Chris, we need a new player.

Okay, what about Futuregsh!  Come on down!  You are the next contestant on The Price is Right!

Holy crap, it's an alum from the real thing AND a newbie to this series.  That's totally awesome.  Now here's the next item up for bids.

It's a fun gumball machine. *applause*
Crafted with quality & filled with fun, this Route 66 gas pump gumball machine captures the heart of a gum smackin’, baby boomer from the 50’s! Features include secure steel cashbox with lock, top of the line “Beaver” brand 25 cent coin mechanism, illuminated globe assembly & holds over 1,000 one inch gumballs!

Mr. Future, you're the first bidder.

Joe | sideshow | Rob | Futuregsh*

[Futuregsh]

Hmmm, Route 66 gumball machine, I'll give a try with $699 please...

[sideshowPA]

$999

[Gatorman]

(*AHEM!*) Sideshow, I go next. Your loss, probably?

$999.

[sideshowPA]

my bad.  $1000 then.

[Joe_Mello]

PWNED!

Rob, finish it off.