Gatorman's PIR #13: THE END

[Jordan7]

I will say 9.

Just to make it easier, if it's not 9 then it has to be 5, so give me envelope 1 regardless.

[Gatorman]

Is it a nine!



(*ding!*)(*applause*) It is. He takes the envelope...last number, 1 or 5? Give me the last choice of envelope, too.

[CANUKTPiRFan]

im going with 5

[Jordan7]

I'll say 5. And if not, then it's the 1. My envelope will be 11 either way.

[Gatorman]

Is the last number five?



(*ding!*) Yes it is, yes it is! And he's taking that last envelope. All right, let's see how you did. You have a quarter to start...



(*ding!*) ...and we need another seventy-five cents to win that Mini. Inside the first envelope we find...

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.50

WELL! (*cheers*)



(*ding!*) And just like that, all you need is one more quarter and that is YOUR automobile! Three more envelopes...I'm going to creep up on this...

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Exciting, isn't it, folks?

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Here we have...

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.25

A QUARTER! (*ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...*)(*loud cheers!*)(♫ Main theme ♫)



YES! Jordan, you've FINALLY won a pricing game! Enjoy your Mini! Congratulations!

We'll have one more pricing game...after THIS!

(By the way, it's just as well you picked the high values right off...the other two had nothing and a nickel, respectively.)

[Gatorman]

Two more contestants to wrap this show up, please, Richard!

RICHARD: Here they come, Gatorman! They are JHC2010 and RCBought! COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestants on "Gatorman's Price Is Right"!

Hello, fellas! We really need to move now, so let's go straight to our last item up for bids...

It's a fun telescope! (*Carole*)

The Meade 8" LX200R Advanced Ritchey-Chretien Telescope. The most widely used research telescope on earth now comes with the most advanced optical system in space. Meade's all new LX200R brings Advanced Ritchey-Chretien optics within reach of aspiring astronomers everywhere.

We'll start with JHC2010, then RC.

Bidding order: JHC2010, RCBought, StyleGuy, Pathfinder20

[jhc2010]

$2,499!

[Jordanar18]

Gator, please bid on my show.  

[rcbought]

$2000

[styleguy]

1550 for me.

[pathfinder20]

1551...

[Gatorman]

(*clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang!*)(*cheers*) Ahhhh, that lovely sould means we have a perfect bidder among us! A five-hundred dollar bonus goes to the contestant who bid...

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$2499! JHC wins! JHC is back on stage for the first time since episode 8. Right here by the turntable, JHC, so I can offer you a prize as nice as THIS!

RICHARD: It's a new plasma television! (*Topaz*)

Get the most out of your TV with the 55-inch Hitachi Ultravision plasma high-definition television, which offers a wealth of advanced technological features that will ensure superior picture and audio performance for years to come, from Hitachi!

A great prize worth $5800!



And JHC, you are no stranger to the game you are about to play—once again, you will try to hit the BULLSEYE. Your job is to buy between ten and twelve dollars of any one product. What are the five products you will be dealing with?

First, Spam canned luncheon meat is a tried-and-true favorite to sandwiches everywhere! (7 oz)

For a sweet and safe alternative to chewing tobacco that ISN'T chewing tobacco, get Big League Chew! (2.1 oz)

Progresso bread crumbs with Italian herbs and spices make for crispy, tasty chicken or fish! (12 oz)

For the taste of Newtons in one nutritious package, get a box of tasty Kellogg's Nutri-Grain bars! (

And the original Pringles potato chips! Go for the chip that's totally stacked! (6 oz)

Gatorman?

JHC, choose a product and tell me how many for ten to twelve dollars.

[CANNED MEAT]
[GUM]
[BREAD CRUMBS]
[FRUIT BARS]
[POTATO CHIPS]

[styleguy]

I head into the first four clubhouse, and order me a Scotch and soda.

[jhc2010]

First, I'll have 3 of the Gum.

[Gatorman]

All right. Each gum is...

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$1.19

And how much is three?



(*ding!*) $3.57. Well, no bullseye, but you get a mark right here. Try again.

[CANNED MEAT]
(((*$1.19*)))
[BREAD CRUMBS]
[FRUIT BARS]
[POTATO CHIPS]