Funniest ever quiz show answers

[Jordan7]

Family Feud(Karn), yesterday's show.

Fast Money Round(Player 1)
Question: Name a chore that kids must do everyday.
Answer: Mow the Lawn

Fast Money Round(Player 2)
Question: Name a chore that kids must do everyday.
Answer: Watch TV

[I_am_anonymous]

Match Game super match - Cuckoo _______
Contestant - Cuckoo Fran and Ollie

[BuddyTom]

Family Feud:

"Name a number that you aren't likely to forget."
"Seven."

::puts head down::

[BRB_TheFireball]

From Dawson "Family Feud":

"Name an invention that has replaced stairs."
"The wheel."

That's the stupidest answer in game show history.

The funniest answer?  I agree with Madonna on Ken Jennings' "What's a ho(e)?"

[goldroadfanatic]

I have another one from Jeopardy!:

"If a Japanese 'isha' (doctor) asks you to stick out your 'shita' he means this."

Contestant:

"What is your behind?"

[chnlsrfr4]

From the the fast money round on the English Family Fued:
Q: Name the first thing you buy at the store.
A: Turkey.
Q: Name something you take to the beach.
A: Turkey.
Q: Name a food you stuff.
A: Turkey!

[goldroadfanatic]

Here's another answer from the British show Family Fortunes:

"Name something people take from hotels as a souvenir."

Contestant said:

"The Lamps."

From Dawson Feud

Name a question such as how old are you...

(blonde girl rings in)

AHHHH... 18!

(strike)

Dawson then reads the full question: Name a question such as how old are you, that you might answer with a lie.

Other woman: I would say about 50.

(later during same faceoff)

Man: I'm 47 (I think don't quote me on this one)

[gshowguy]

I've got a couple:

From Bert's Family Feud in Australia:

Bert: "Give me an affectionate term you might call your partner."
Contestant: "Buddy!"
(synthesized version of UK Family Fortunes "uh-oh" sound)

From Dawson-era US Feud (another classic):

Richard: "Name something your neighbor has that you wished you had."
Contestant: "A beautiful wife."
(DING!)
Richard: "Gene, check the papers for the next couple of days and see if well-known glass manufacturer has been killed."

[Ccook]

This is a YouTube clip from Tattletales, aired July 5, 1974. The question to the ladies is "You're the managing editor of Playgirl magazine. Who would you want for next month's centerfold?"

Listen to Dick Gautier's prediction of how Barbara Stuart (his wife) will answer, and Barbara's subsequent response.
Tattletales clip

[goldroadfanatic]

Here's another from Family Fortunes:

"Name a game that uses a black ball."

Contestant 1 said:  "Hockey."

Contestant 2 said:  "Darts."

[Madonna]

There is also, of course, a certain Newleywed Game response. I won't quote it here, as it's not exactly appropriate for youngsters.

[edmojautis]

From Dawson Feud:

Richard: "Name any type of Bear"
Male Contestant: "Yogi"
(Laughter ensues and Richard pauses and smiles)

[Jordan7]

BRB_TheFireball wrote:
From Dawson "Family Feud":

"Name an invention that has replaced stairs."
"The wheel."

That's the stupidest answer in game show history.

That question/answer was on today's Family Feud with Richard Dawson, believe it or not. Funny.

[goldroadfanatic]

Here's yet another one from Family Fortunes:

"Name a reason for standing up quickly"

Contestant said:

"To go to church."