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Offline Jordanar18

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2006, 10:33:32 PM »
Dawson Family Feud:  (Fast Money)

Name an animal with three letters in its name.

Contestant 1:  "Frog"
Contestant 2:  "Alligator"

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2006, 08:46:21 PM »
Here's one from the U.S. version of The Weakest Link:

"Who are the three cartoon mascots for Rice Krispies cereal?"

Contestant said:

"Crispy and Crunch."
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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2006, 08:56:59 PM »
family feud (louie anderson version)

louie: name something you put in your trunk that you have trouble puting in your glove compartment
constest "uh...body, i don't know"

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2006, 08:57:55 PM »
Here's yet another from Family Fortunes:

"Name something associated with the sea."

Contestant 1 said:

"Deck Chairs."

Contestant 2 said:

"Coffin."  She thought he meant the letter "C".
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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2006, 05:51:04 PM »
Family Feud:

"A state that has the word 'new' in its name."

"New-braska"
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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2006, 06:42:13 PM »
Here are some

Family Feud:

Q: Besides diapers, name something a baby wears
A: Rompers

Q: Name a body part people have two of
A: Breasts

Wheel of Fortune 2000

_NTEST_NE

A contestant guesses "antestone"

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2006, 07:11:22 PM »
From an episode of Wheel of Fortune (Toss-Up)

MINERS A_D H_ _ S

(*contestant rings in*)

Contestant: MINERS AND HOES!

(audience laughs)

Pat: You know you're on Wheel of Fortune, right?

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2006, 08:38:30 PM »
Here's one from the Louie version of "Feud":

Louie:  Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults grow older.

Contestant:  Penis.
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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2006, 08:48:36 PM »
Match Game

Q: The Police Commissioner said, "I think Batman and Robin are _______."
   
A: Queer

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2006, 08:49:31 PM »
Press Your Luck

Q: "If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere." What city does that describe?    

A: Phoenix

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2006, 09:52:05 PM »
From a 1970s episode of Now You See It
Host:  Parts of a sex duo. Letter...
(*contestant rings in*)
Contestant: Man.
Host: No.
(*audience laughs with host*)

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2006, 10:37:39 PM »
Here's one I bet not a lot of people remember...

Bob, to a Check Game contestant: "Well, about how much do you think that piano costs?"
Contestant: "Oh, five, six thousand dollars."

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From Dawson Feud:

Richard: "Name any type of Bear"
Male Contestant: "Yogi"
(Laughter ensues and Richard pauses and smiles)


That's not nearly as funny as what actually happened.  It was during Fast Money...

Richard:  "One of the Three Bears."
Contestant:  "Yogi."

Richard then proceeded to completely break down (although not nearly as badly as during the "September" incident), after which he pointed to the contestant's Air Force uniform and said, "this man's flying airplanes for us."

When they were revealing the answers, Richard narrated that one with, "One of the Three Bears; #1 answer was 'Mama;' you gave her illegitimate son, 'Yogi.'  It happened during hibernation; Papa was shocked."
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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2006, 04:12:04 PM »
The WOF A BUNCH OF PILL-PUSHERS incident comes to mind.

Another one from Dawseon Feud;

Name something that can kill a party

Contestant: A gun

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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2006, 06:45:56 PM »
Another one which I remember from the same Dawson Feud episode as that last one:

Dawson:  Name something that is prohibited on most beaches.

Contestant:  Sex!
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Re: Funniest ever quiz show answers
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2006, 06:55:48 PM »
Here are a couple of Family Feud answers from the final show:

Q: Name a part of a telephone
A: The bottom part

Q: How old do you think Ronald Reagan is?
A: 80

Here is another one from "Wheel"

TEMPTING _FFER

A contestant guesses "TEMPTING EFFER"