Funniest ever quiz show answers

[Jordanar18]

Dawson Family Feud:  (Fast Money)

Name an animal with three letters in its name.

Contestant 1:  "Frog"
Contestant 2:  "Alligator"

[goldroadfanatic]

Here's one from the U.S. version of The Weakest Link:

"Who are the three cartoon mascots for Rice Krispies cereal?"

Contestant said:

"Crispy and Crunch."

[ilovetheTPIR83]

family feud (louie anderson version)

louie: name something you put in your trunk that you have trouble puting in your glove compartment
constest "uh...body, i don't know"

[goldroadfanatic]

Here's yet another from Family Fortunes:

"Name something associated with the sea."

Contestant 1 said:

"Deck Chairs."

Contestant 2 said:

"Coffin."  She thought he meant the letter "C".

[Ccook]

Family Feud:

"A state that has the word 'new' in its name."

"New-braska"

[plinko2000]

Here are some

Family Feud:

Q: Besides diapers, name something a baby wears
A: Rompers

Q: Name a body part people have two of
A: Breasts

Wheel of Fortune 2000

_NTEST_NE

A contestant guesses "antestone"

From an episode of Wheel of Fortune (Toss-Up)

MINERS A_D H_ _ S

(*contestant rings in*)

Contestant: MINERS AND HOES!

(audience laughs)

Pat: You know you're on Wheel of Fortune, right?

[tadixon757]

Here's one from the Louie version of "Feud":

Louie:  Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults grow older.

Contestant:  Penis.

[CANUKTPiRFan]

Match Game

Q: The Police Commissioner said, "I think Batman and Robin are _______."
   
A: Queer

[CANUKTPiRFan]

Press Your Luck

Q: "If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere." What city does that describe?    

A: Phoenix

From a 1970s episode of Now You See It
Host:  Parts of a sex duo. Letter...
(*contestant rings in*)
Contestant: Man.
Host: No.
(*audience laughs with host*)

[SteveGavazzi]

Here's one I bet not a lot of people remember...

Bob, to a Check Game contestant: "Well, about how much do you think that piano costs?"
Contestant: "Oh, five, six thousand dollars."

edmojautis wrote:

From Dawson Feud:

Richard: "Name any type of Bear"
Male Contestant: "Yogi"
(Laughter ensues and Richard pauses and smiles)

That's not nearly as funny as what actually happened.  It was during Fast Money...

Richard:  "One of the Three Bears."
Contestant:  "Yogi."

Richard then proceeded to completely break down (although not nearly as badly as during the "September" incident), after which he pointed to the contestant's Air Force uniform and said, "this man's flying airplanes for us."

When they were revealing the answers, Richard narrated that one with, "One of the Three Bears; #1 answer was 'Mama;' you gave her illegitimate son, 'Yogi.'  It happened during hibernation; Papa was shocked."

[Scott]

The WOF A BUNCH OF PILL-PUSHERS incident comes to mind.

Another one from Dawseon Feud;

Name something that can kill a party

Contestant: A gun

[tadixon757]

Another one which I remember from the same Dawson Feud episode as that last one:

Dawson:  Name something that is prohibited on most beaches.

Contestant:  Sex!

[plinko2000]

Here are a couple of Family Feud answers from the final show:

Q: Name a part of a telephone
A: The bottom part

Q: How old do you think Ronald Reagan is?
A: 80

Here is another one from "Wheel"

TEMPTING _FFER

A contestant guesses "TEMPTING EFFER"