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Offline RobertSearcy

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Registration is now closed folks.

I'll kick this shindig off in a bit, so stay tuned!

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Robert... is it possible if I could post the link to some music cues?
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Announcer:  Tonight on GRN........the biggest event of the season.......

[cuts to Hoverounds].....YOU MAAADEEE ME LOOOOVEEE YOUUUU.....I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT!  I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT!

The Hoverounds' Canadian Vacation!  Starring the Hoveround singing seniors!  Tonight at 8, don't miss it!

[cuts to black, and then to the show]

[opening theme]

Rich:  HEEEEERREEEEE IT COMES!  From the Golden-Road.net Host Your Own forums on some web server somewhere, it's the 467506^2 minute Price is Right!

Pathfinder2119, c'mon down!

rcbought, c'mon down!

sideshowPA, c'mon down!

and jhc2010, c'mon down!  You're the first four contestants on The Price is Right!

[TPIR theme]

And now, here's your host, the staaaarrrr of The Price Is Right, Robert Searcy!

[comes through the big doors, waving to the crowd and grabs the mic]

Why hello everyone!  Nice to see you.......NICE!!!!!  [turns around and looks at the turntable]

Oooohh.......I see our 1st game is already on the turntable, but we're not gonna worry about that right now, because heeeeeeerrreee's the first item up for bids!



Rich:  A new foosball table!

The SportCraft FoosCup foosball table, with all its chrome plating, is a class act. Metallic men and metal-lined recessed cup holders add another level of enjoyment: They give this table a real high-roller feel.

That foosball table is gonna go to the one of you closest to the actual retail price without going over!  And if any of you dare bid in dollars and cents, I'll feed you to a Manhandla Hive!

Pathfinder, what do you bid?

(Bidding order:  Pathfinder2119, rcbought, sideshowPA, jhc2010)

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tdawgg3x wrote:
Robert... is it possible if I could post the link to some music cues?


Sure...just be sure it's either on your site or that you have permission to post the links to someone else's music cues.  :-)

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That's ok... don't want to end up in a lawsuit.
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$700.

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$800

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$950
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$951!

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Pathfinder2119:  $700
rcbought: $800
sideshowPA:  $950
jhc2010:  $951

The act....

[several clangs]

WHOA!  For my 2nd consecutive show......we have a perfect bid in the 1st item up for bids!

The one of you who's exactly right is gonna get $500.

And that $500 goes to the person who bid............

in this forum..........

at some time during this show......

$800! [dings]  rcbought, come on up here!

[rcbought and I go up to the turntable]

rcbought, here is your.....

[reaches in pocket]

Oh no, I don't have the $500.

[feels around my pocket and stumbles upon a card....which turns out to be a lottery ticket]

Hey, here's a $500 lottery ticket scratcher winner.  Take it.  I ain't got the cash on me.

Before I tell everyone about the game that's already out here on the turntable.......here's what you could win........

Rich:  A NEW CAAAARRRRR!



Travel about the town in your new Cadillac XLR 2 dr roadster!  Comes with front license plate mounting package and leather seats!  



We're gonna play Bullseye for that car!

The object....

Roger:  WAIT!

Yes Roger?

Roger:  There's some kind of mistake.

Oh, really?  [looks over to see absolutely no groceries on the set]  Ah ha, we have nothing here.

Roger:  We accidentally left that game out....it was on someone else's show earlier.

[turntable starts turning]

Roger:  Here's the game that's for the Caddy.

[both rcbought and I look at the game]



Oooooh......it's *this* Bullseye.......the very 1st version of this game.

rcbought, you have 7 chances to guess the price of that car ON THE NOSE.

However, I'm gonna help you out a little bit.....after each guess, if it isn't the price of the car, I'll tell you whether the actual price is higher or lower than your guess.

Here's a hint to help you even further......the price of that car....is between $77,000 and $77,500.

Give me your 1st guess on that car, rcbought!

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NO! Not THAT Bullseye!! Please don't make him play this!

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It's a NIGHTMARE!!!!
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What's evil about THIS? This is for an XLR; of COURSE you gotta make him work for it!

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Now if "Bullseye I" had been played for an Aveo, that would be evil.

Base models are $77,295, but I have no idea how much the license plate mounting or the leather seats cost.  Just don't bid below $77,295.
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