*Maddy walks over to Rich, and exchanges a few words. Suddenly, Rich walks up on stage, and Maddy sits down at Rich's podium*
Rich: "Okay, Maddy. We need one last contestant...."
Maddy: "Uhhh... Well... How about ucb2912? Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right!"
Rich: "You did that so well! You may be wondering why I’m up here. See, Maddy has been trying to quit smoking for months, and it hasn’t gone so well. I made her a bet that if she couldn’t go the entire show without a cigarette-"
Maddy: “Well, what else am I supposed to do with all of them?”
Rich: “Yeah, well, anyway… Since she lost the bet, I get to host a pricing game. And we all know that she went on a smoke break while we straightened things out from that mess after we called down our ‘first four contestants’. So, here I am, and there she is…So, isn’t there something you need to say?”
Maddy: “YOU were behind that stunt, weren’t you?!”
Rich: “No, wasn’t me…I swear.”
Maddy: “Well, if it wasn’t you… Must’ve been Bob.”
*Roger starts laughing* “Hey, you know what they say – Can’t Stop The Dob! Zinged ya!”
Maddy: “I should’ve known. He looks so innocent, but The Dob truly IS evil! You guys are making it so much easier to quit smoking… Really.”
Rich: “What are friends for? Now what do we have to bid on?”
Maddy: “It’s a new barrel sauna! Presenting the barrel sauna from the Almost Heaven line, a personal sauna by Great Lakes Home and Resort! This truly unique, free-standing sauna’s built from red cedar, and built with solid construction that can be used inside or out!”
Rich: "Thank you, Maddy. ucb, we'll start with you."
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