Madonna's TMDS #1: THE END (Rich, you're going to make everyone very "cross"!)

[pathfinder20]

I will take the 2 please.

[Madonna]

Rich: "Kourtney says 2..."



"And it's 2. Another prize, another chip. Maddy?"

Maddy: "It's Desperately Seeking Susan on DVD, starring The Queen Of Reinvention herself and that woman who inspired the Toto song 'Rosanna'." *audience chuckles*

Rich: "Does anybody get the feeling that someone is having a little trouble being out of the spotlight? First she puts a nametag saying 'CICCONE' on the mailbox, and now a DVD of a movie she's in? I suppose the next prize we'll offer will be her pointy-coned bustier..."



"That DVD is not $13. The 1 or the 3?"

[Madonna]

*taps Kourtney on the shoulder*

[pathfinder20]

Oh, sorry.  The 1 please.

[Madonna]

Rich: "You say 1..."



"And it is 1! You get that DVD, you get another chip. Last prize, Maddy?"

Maddy: "Make a tasty snack quickly with this convenient sandwich maker!"



Rich: "And it's not $43. You want the 4, or the 3?"

[pathfinder20]

I will say 3 please...

[Madonna]

Rich: "You're going with the 3..."



"And you're right. You've won all four prizes, and have all five chips... Now, go on up there, and place a chip flat against the board and let it go!"

(I'll need a number between 1 and 9 for each drop)

[pathfinder20]

here are my drops...
2, 8, 4, 6, 9

[Madonna]

Rich: "Here comes the first Plinko chip... This one may be good.. Maybe... No, not quite.."



"But it is worth $1,000!" *dingdingding*

"And now here comes the next chip... This one looks like it'll fall into..."



"$500, for a total of $1,500." *dingding*

"And now here comes chip #3, heading toward the other side of the board..."



"And another $500, and you're now up to $2,000." *dingding*

"And here's the fourth chip.. Looking good... Looking good... Maybe....."



"Awww! A zero! Now, let's drop this last one into that big slot..."

"Here comes the last chip.. And it's heading into..."



"Yet another $500. You've won $2,500 playing Plinko! Showcase Showdown coming up!"

[Madonna]

*Rich starts to walk off the stage, but gets stopped by Maddy*

Maddy: "Hey, not bad, Rich. I'll tell you what. You stay up here for a few minutes, chat with the audience. Then I'll take over in time for the Showcase Showdown..."

Rich: "Great. Thanks!"

*Maddy walks out the back*

Rich: "Is Madonna back on her cigar kick again? You smell that? What the heck is she smoking back there?"

Roger: "I don't know, but it doesn't smell like a Cuban cigar to me. It smells like she IS smoking Cuba!"

*Maddy returns to the stage*

Maddy: "Let's give everyone a round of applause for that great hosting job by Rich! Now, it's time for the fourth Showcase Showdown..."

*someone walks up to Roger, whispering something to him while gesturing behind the big wheel*

Maddy: "With me, I have..."

Roger: "Hold on a minute. Can I have your attention for a second? I've just been told some very unpleasant news..."

"Apparently, someone here just confused the Plinko board with an ashtray." *gasps from the audience. Maddy stands there humming... "Burning Up"*

Maddy: "Rich! Didn't I tell you before to be more careful when you're smoking?!"

Rich: "Me?! I was on stage while that happened! Besides, there's only one person here who seems to enjoy smoking..."

Fingers: "How badly damaged is the set?"

Roger: "Well, uhh... We just ordered a very lovely brass urn. After all, Plinko does deserve to be properly laid to rest, doesn't it?"

*Maddy now starts humming "Burning Down The House"*

Stan: OH MY GOD! MADONNA KILLED PLINKO?!
Kyle: YOU therealcu2010!

Bob: "What are you trying to do to me?! You just destroyed Plinko?!"

Maddy: "There can be only NONE!"

Bob: "I can't believe you're a professional singer. You should be working over at the snack bar! The fans are going to kill me when they find out there's no more Plinko!"

Maddy: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just blame me. Seriously. The PMRC did. The Religious Right did. Just tell the fans that mean old Madonna did it. They'll go after me and leave you alone... Now, let's move on." *hums "Taps" for a few seconds*

Maddy: "As I was saying before that, uhhh, minor technical problem... It's time for the fourth Showcase Showdown! With me, I have shellgame69, I have Kourtney, and I have Army. We, of course, have still yet to give away $1,000,000, but hopefully it'll happen here. The closest to $1.00 without going over will go onto the final Showcase Showdown, which will take place right after this."

"Shellgame, you're up."

[shellgame69]

I want to recover from the EVIL card game playing!  #2!

[Madonna]

There goes Shellgame's first spin, and this could be close.... Stop... STOP....



Awwww! 15 cents... I assume you want to spin again?

[Alfonzo]

"Three! Hun! Dred! Six! Ty! Five! De! Grees! Burning Down the House!"

Ahhh, gotta love Talking Heads. That floaing head in the video used to give me nightmares when I was younger!

[shellgame69]

I seem to have the worst luck ever, don't I?  #6!

[Madonna]

And here's your second spin, with 15 cents to build on... 75 would be great...



No, not quite... 55 cents, for a total of 70 cents. Not a bad score, though...

Kourtney, you're up.