Rich: Here it comes, from the Golden-Road.net forums online, the Internet's most exciting couple o' weeks of fantastic prizes: the fabulous 20,160-minute Price is Right!
sideshowPA, come on down!
LovesSurvivorAndTPIR, come on down!
rob79, come on down!
And Ton80, come on down! You are the first four contestants on The Price is Right! And now, here is the star of The Price is Right, Frank!*
Frank enters the stage through the big doors.*
Welcome to The Price is Right! Thank you, thank you, and I thank you! My, what a nice-looking audience today. And how diverse! We've got a bulldog, we've got a pork chop... no wait, that's a joe chop. We've got a ton, we've got a fireball, we've got a Furbie, and heck, we've even got a military armadillo in our audience! But here in the row, we've got an entire sideshow worth of players, and they want to play, so let's get started!
There is the first item up for bids!
Rich: The Perfect Chair. From Human Touch, the PC-85 Perfect Chair features generous leather/leather match cushions for a soft touch, furniture springs for superior comfort seating, multi-patented construction, extra wide leg rest, exclusive guide rail system for smooth recline motion, interior woodbase, and electric recline and retracting leg rest.And that chair will go to the one of you four who bids nearest to the actual retail price without going over. Bid in dollars, please, because we round off our prices to the nearest dollar, and Ton, you get the first bid of the day!