I'd kind of like to know why this is interesting to people, although I'll share because its kind of funny (although it wasnt then).
My wife was trying to seperate two frozen biscuits and was having a hard time with it. I, having just awakened, thought I could accomplish the task by holding the biscuits in one hand and prying them apart using a steak knife. I got them seperated, but stabbed my hand in the process, puncturing an artery, severing a nerve and bruising another, which required surgery. It hurt quite badly for weeks, and hurt worse than a broken sternum I sustained in a car wreck earlier in life. My fingers on that hand are still somewhat tingly, as the nerves will never be quite right, and if you touch the surgery scar, it feels like my ring and pinky are dead.
Moral of the story: use the microwave next time.