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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2008, 05:01:42 PM »
You lot have lost your mind[citation needed]

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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 12:37:42 AM »
Another great innovation was the introduction of the Host Your Own section, a brainchild of "Fred15," a LFaT living in Chicago. Whenever a contestant lost on Fred's shows, Fred would literally "bonk!" them on the head, leaving them with a headache that sometimes lasted for days. This forerunner to today's HYO attracted everyone, from the aforementioned Golden Yorkie to Mr. Snowball.

And then there was Eddie from Brooklyn, one of those multitaskers for the show's fan club. He did literally everything from digging up various clips of TPIROIWSYDWMSS to writing whatever was on his mind about anything related to the show. And he did a few HYO shows of his own, too! Just about the only thing Eddie never did was get involved in CSS because, as he said on his deathbed, he'd rather stay on the safe side than go overboard. Eddie died shortly after his favorite team, the Brooklyn Dodgers, won the 1955 World Series.

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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 11:25:20 AM »
Wow! Talk about weird! This is HILARIOUS!!!!

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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah, Bob, and the rest: The history of the Barkers
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 02:55:57 PM »
...Weirdness. Well, you learn something new every day.[citation needed]

...I thought Dennis looked familiar...

Anyway, as mentioned before, Frank not only looked remarkably like Dennis James but also hated him considerably (proving that it runs in the family). In fact, it was he that convinced Goodson and Todman not to renew his contract in 1977, giving Bob both shows.

He was also said to hate Tom Kennedy and Doug Davidson as well, having gone on record as saying that "If it's not Bob, I ain't watching". In fact, 'twas he that was responsible for the demise of both - he had convinced certain in the business to not give the Kennedy show another season, and he worked with Jay Wolpert to completely decimate the Davidson version.

All was brought to a head on January 30, 1995 - he had collected up all 453 shows not hosted by Bob and prepared to dump them into Upper New York Bay until he was stopped by my great-uncle (he was walking by the area that day on his way to the nearby park); Having chased him off, and seeing the worth of those episodes, he immediately flew to California and handed the master tapes back to Goodson-Todman.

Well, that's my little bit of addition.
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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 08:40:09 PM »
While Frank was a casual watcher of Family Feud, another great Goodson-Todman game show, he did not want anyone associated with that show to appear on TPIR, although he had no problem with the Feud theme as the intro music to Grand Game and, for one time only, Plinko. Apparently this extended to the announcer's booth, because Frank was known to intimidate Feud announcers Gene Wood and Burton Richardson when they announced on TPIR. He wanted to chase Ray Combs off the stage, but agreed to hold his tongue because he knew that Bob had struck up quite a friendship with him, and that Ray often sent invitations to Bob and the rest of the TPIR staff to play on a celebrity edition of the Feud. Bob offered Frank a spot on the TPIR team, but Frank always refused, because he didn't want to upstage his own brother on Ray's show. Instead, he sat in the audience, cheering Bob's side on to victory.

Sometime in 1985, after Johnny Olson had died, Frank decided to pay a visit to Press Your Luck, because he was on a mission to replace Johnny O as quickly as possible, and he didn't want Gene Wood to take the job. So when he heard Rod Roddy do his opening spiel on PYL, Frank had found his man. Frank convinced Rod to do an on-air audition for TPIR, and at Rod's first audition, he introduced the new announcer as "the best damn thing I've ever found! If you hire this man, he won't let you down." The producers took his word, and by 1986, Rod became the permanent announcer.

Flash-forward to 2003, when the show lost Rod and was forced to search for a new announcer again. When Burton Richardson was asked to fill in, Frank often said: "You will be sorry if you hire Burton!" When asked why, he simply said that Burton was a much better fit for Family Feud, which he is! Anyway, a flurry of announcers took their place behind the mic, and the only person Frank hated more than Burton was Daniel Rosen (whom he called "too bleeping annoying"). Although Frank had been pushing for Randy West to get the job permanently, he changed his mind when he ran across a then-unknown weatherman from Palm Springs named Rich Fields. Well, Frank had heard the name before, but he couldn't place a face with it. Then he remembered that day in 1978 when an 18-year-old Rich scared Johnny O with his "Come on Down!" The minute Johnny said: "Gimme back that microphone, kid, before Mr. Barker hears you," Frank rushed out on stage and grabbed Rich by the shoulder. Then he escorted Rich back to his seat, where he told the young Fields: "I know you want Johnny's job so badly, but he'll be around for a little bit longer. Come back whenever you're ready." To this day, Rich doesn't like to talk about what happened after he yelled one of the show's most famous catchphrases into the microphone. Rich said, "Hey, aren't you that guy who grabbed me on stage? You know, my shoulder is still sore from that!" Frank apologized, and offered Rich the announcing job. Rich would accept the job on one condition: that Frank wouldn't grab him by the shoulder ever again. Frank agreed, and the show got its new announcer.

Other contributions of Frank included helping Roger set up the pricing games, and doing some minor things with the props, such as hiding the ball behind whatever shell his mind told him to in Shell Game. He did the same thing with hiding the money in the boxes for Fortune Hunter and 1/2 Off, as well as the money slips on the big Punchboard.

Another little-known fact about Frank is that he was an accomplished musician, and that was him playing the piano in the first think cues for Race Game and Switcheroo. He also played piano on the second Race Game cue (aka Early Happy Days), as well as the synthesizer for the cue you hear in Check Game, Make Your Move and Cover Up. The quirky Range Game cue was his first musical contribution to the show. So Frank was to the show's think music what Edd Kalehoff was to the rest of the songs (main theme, prize cues, etc.).

About the only guy that Frank liked other than Bob was Bill Cullen, because they worked together on the first TV TPIR. He tried to give Drew Carey a chance per Bob's request, but after one year, he lost interest in the show, and he resigned in 2008, having worked a combined 45 years on the show. However, Frank thanked Drew for mentioning him, Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob after watching the last-ever playing of Barker's Bargain Bar, so all appears to be forgiven.

In short, while Bob is often called the star of TPIR, Frank was the man behind the curtain who made sure that the show was running smoothly. Now, with the Barker brothers and Roger Dobkowitz gone, it's fallen apart, according to some of the doomsayers that populate Golden-Road.net! For this, I say shame on you, and I know for a fact those three great men will agree with me there!

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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2008, 12:15:51 AM »
This seems like a nice and funny topic.

An old picture was re-discoved, dated December of 1893, a new game debut on TPIROIWSYWMSS, Golden Road (That might explain the old sign looking the way it did.). The Rules are the same as of the current show, only one thing, for the first 15 years or so, the game didn't ofter a car (because they weren't made yet), instead a very 'pricely" wagon.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s34/gsn93/golden2a_0001.jpg
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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2008, 06:59:42 AM »
LOL at the 1893 pic! BTW, the original version of Shell Game came around at the same time, inspired by Geronimo Barker's favorite carnival game. When the game returned on Bob's show some 80 years later, it also used the same table and sign that came with the original set. Also, an earlier Balance Game combined elements of the 1984 and 2006 versions: Like the 80s game, the original Balance Game used small prizes, and it had a scale that resembled the current incarnation. It was good old Zeke who invented the Barker Silver Dollar, a specially-minted coin with his face on it. Before the game, he was known to give contestants a Barker Silver Dollar as a souvenir, a tradition that was revived by Bob (twice) and continued with Drew.

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Re: Ezekiel, Jebediah and Bob: A (Fictionalized) History of the Barker Clan
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2008, 01:55:50 PM »
A couple of months ago, the Barkers, Frank and Bob, invited Drew over to Bob's house to discuss the direction the show is going in.  It started out as a positive, civilized discussion.  The Barkers were concerned about the flashy entrances and poor showcase writing, to name a couple of things.  Drew had had a few Buzz beers before the meeting and told them that it was now his show and they should butt out.  Obviously, this did not sit well with Bob and Frank.  To make a long story short, they went Chuck Norris on a drunk Drew and Bob delivered a perfect karate chop to Drew's foot.  The rest is history.  For this week of shows, Drew is walking with a boot and cane.  Drew made up a cover story about how his foot was injured so the public didn't know the real reason for the injury.