THAT's IT on Mr. Matté's PIR!

[LiteBulb88]

Jordanar18 wrote:
Looks like you'll have a DSW (which is actually an SSW )!

I don't know...maybe he'll give me the route 539 sign.  Then it'd be a DSW .

[Aaron A. Camp]

Is this an April Fool's Showcase?

[GoldenBulldog]

An April Fool's Showcase THIS EARLY in the new season.  That's just evil and cruel.

[Mr. Matté]

All right, Litebulb, you--

You know, I was going to tell you about this joke, but I wanted you to be suprised too.

Darn right I'm suprised!  Now, are you going to stick with the 539 showcase?

Oh, did I say Route 539?  'Cause I meant Route 571!

571?

This showcase is all about things on Route 571!  

Well, between Routes 537 and 70, there's nothing!

Don't.

OK, OK.  There's one thing I saw.

One?

Alright, two.  Two New Cars!

First, it's the Chrysler 2007 PT Cruiser Wagon.  Comes with four doors, 2.4 liter, 4 cylinder engine, manual transmission, and all the options including: A/C, Anti-Lock Brakes, Side Airbags, Sirius Satellite Radio, and Engine Block Heater.

And second, it's a 2007 Pontiac G5 Coupe.  It comes with a 2.2 liter 4 cylinder engine and all the options including: the Security, Preferred, and Sun and Sound Packages, 4-speed Automatic Transmission, On-Star, AM/FM/CD/XM Satellite Radio, Remote Startup, and Engine Block heater.

And this showcase, where an April Fools' Day prank has gone horribly wrong, can be yours if the price is right!

Well, that was odd, considering April isn't for another seven months!  Litebulb, I guess, you're not going to bid on the 539 sign, it's now the 571 sign, and the two cars.  What's your bid on those?

[LiteBulb88]

Much better!  I've been on those county routes in NJ, and I can totally believe you saw nothing while on them .  I'll bid $34,000 on this.

[Mr. Matté]

If you thought the county routes were bad, wait 'til you see the state highways...  

Let's change that bid and card there...


(DING)

And now, we'll have a break and find out who has bid better.

[Mr. Matté]

Litebulb, you bid $34,000 even on your showcase.  And Lite, the actual retail price of your showcase is...











$38,604, with a difference of...

(DING)

$4,604.  Now we come to Garvin.  You bid $20,006 on your showcase.


And Garvin,



the





actual





retail






price






of







your











showcase














is...














$14,782, you're over,

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And Litebulb88, you are the winner!


Litebulb, you have won $40,179 during the course of this show, congratulations!

This is Mr. Matté telling you to help control the republican population, have your Bushes trimmed or pruned.  Good-bye everyone!

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This is NJ138 speaking for what will probably be my last episode of Mr. Matté's Price is Right!


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[size=13]PRODUCTION[/size]
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Executive Producer
Mr. Matté N Wkohut

Producers
Mr. Matté
"Dob" Dobkowitz
Cathy "Toes" Gecko

Directors
Mr. Matté
Bart Simpsalander

Props
AutoCAD R14
Microsoft Paint
Microsoft Photo Editor
Mr. Matté

ANNOUNCER
NJ138


RECORDED AT:
[size=13]The NJ137 Studios[/size]
[size=10]East Windsor, NJ[/size]


©2006 MNW Recording Room

[LiteBulb88]

Sweet!  My 2nd showcase win in 3 days!  And NJ, this show was way too good to include Bart's name in the directing credits .

[Mr. Matté]

And here comes the minimal amounts of stats:

1	Litebulb88*	$40,179
2	Jordanar18	$35,234
3	Garvin8r	$5,314
4	Jordan7	$4,903
5	Punchboard91	$1,850
6	GoldenBulldog	$1,099
	TOTAL	$88,579

2 out of the six games were won, while one had a bailout.

Not including bonuses (ie Perfect Bid, Bonus Spins, etc.) the percentage of winnings won was 58.51% ($88579/$151392)


And that's it for the standard stats.  If you can think of another, please let me know.


And if there's any questions, comments, complaints, compliments, etc. about this show, or any other show of mine, please let me know by posting it here.