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Title: Your Match Game questions
Post by: tpir04 on January 15, 2019, 03:53:21 PM: I've often thought about the questions I'd come up with if I was a writer on Match Game 7x. How about you: If you were a writer for the 70s Match Game, what questions might you come up with? Please keep it clean. I don't want this thread locked unnecessarily.

Without further ado, here's one of mine:

"Dumb Dora is soooooo dumb... (HOW DUMB IS SHE???)...every time she brews coffee, it tastes like ________.
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: Hag on January 15, 2019, 04:18:43 PM: "I think Drew Carey's been hosting The Price Is Right too long. For snacks last night, instead of potato chips, he put out (blank)."
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: JCEurovision on January 16, 2019, 06:29:45 AM: "My grandfather is nothing compared to yours. His New York-style cheesecake is very famous. You know why? Because he added one very secret ingredient: (BLANK)."
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: Hag on January 16, 2019, 10:53:07 AM: "Dan Duffer is a terrible golfer. He's the only Hole In One player ever to (blank)."
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: silverice878 on January 16, 2019, 11:55:24 AM: Ted said:

"You know, I think the neighbor's kid is some sort of strange, new vampire. Last night, instead of biting my neck, he bit my _______!"
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: GameShowFan9001 on January 16, 2019, 12:15:14 PM: "Dumb Dora is so dumb, during One Away, instead of referring to the sound effects lady as “Oh mighty sound effects lady”, she referred to her as ________."
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: TheBigAK on January 16, 2019, 12:57:04 PM: I'd almost rather answer some of these.

Quote from: Hag on January 16, 2019, 10:53:07 AM
"Dan Duffer is a terrible golfer. He's the only Hole In One player ever to (blank)."

Hit a tree.
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: Teddy on January 16, 2019, 01:37:02 PM: "I have proof that George Gray is trying too much to be like Rod Roddy, because on today's show, I saw him wearing (blank)."
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: PGS25 on January 16, 2019, 01:56:04 PM: John said, "There is something wrong with my television. I can see the Food Network and the Game Show Network at the same time. Its weird. I just saw Rachael Ray pour EVOO over (Blank)".
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: crinos43 on January 16, 2019, 02:33:12 PM: I think my roommates' baby is growing up too fast. Last night I caught her trying to BLANK.
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: JayC on January 16, 2019, 03:48:02 PM: Dumb Dora is soooo dumb, when she heard about the Bird Box challenge instead of a blindfold she made her bird put on blank!
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: Hag on January 16, 2019, 03:56:28 PM: George's luck is getting worse. First he fell off a treadmill, then he fell off a (blank).
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Post by: FieldsFan336 on January 16, 2019, 08:37:15 PM: Dumb Donald is so dumb, when he went to the Tour de France he though a yellow jersey was a (blank)
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: pannoni1 on January 18, 2019, 07:39:48 AM: Old Man Periwinkle said, why do they still it call it elevator music when I heard disco duck? Perhaps it should now be called _______ music.
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: geniusinmath on January 18, 2019, 12:04:46 PM: Dumb Dora is so dumb, she went to take an IQ test she thought dumb was BLANK.
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: Grand_game2004 on January 19, 2019, 12:17:47 AM: Dumb Dora is SOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB (HOW DUMB IS SHE?!) She went into an elevator. But, instead of pushing the button for the floor she wanted to go on, she pushed the button for ________!!!!
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: holein1isawesome on January 19, 2019, 12:17:52 PM: Dumb Donald is so dumb, he's the only kid in preschool with BLANK.
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: Hag on January 19, 2019, 12:59:12 PM: The Price is Right models have modeled all kinds of prizes over the years. But they drew the line when Mike asked them to model (blank).
Title: Re: Your Match Game questions
Post by: JCEurovision on January 20, 2019, 07:23:19 PM: "Your mama's so fat! (HOW COME?!) So fat, that when she went to a fine dining restaurant, she ate a whole plate of (BLANK)."