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Title: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- THE END
Post by: MSTieScott on June 30, 2006, 05:05:00 PM: I'm back and ready to host another episode of "The Price is Right!"

The theme of this show is "You Can't Do That on TPiR." Which means that all of the prizes and showcase themes in this episode will be things that the producers of the real show would never or could never do. Same pricing games and rules, but everything else is foreign to the the daytime series we know and love. Ready to break with tradition? Let's go!

Because I don't have computer access on the weekends, I'll only be updating this Monday through Friday. To help keep the episode up to speed, there will be a 24-hour time limit for all responses. This 24-hour time limit will not be in effect during Saturday or Sunday, since I won't be here to enforce it.

As is my custom, contestants will not be randomly selected. You will have to audition for me and please me enough to call your name. And since I really enjoyed your responses to the caption audition from last time, let's do it again!

For your audition, please write a caption for the following picture:

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2329/captionme9ji.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Narrate what's going on, or put words in somebody's mouth -- it's up to you. Contestants will be selected based on humor and creativity, so make me laugh.

Because of the July 4th weekend, the game will start on the morning of Wednesday, July 5.

Good luck!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: jhc2010 on June 30, 2006, 05:17:57 PM: Rich: "Watch out Scott! The Turntable is about to spin around, and if you get taken, you'll end up in the 'Land of Parting Gifts'!" (familiar place referred to by former Game Show host Bill Raferty)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Joe_Mello on June 30, 2006, 05:31:33 PM: Scott: My Page Jacket! My livelihood! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rich: Don't do it! You gotta let it go!

*dramatic music sting*
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: JasonA1 on June 30, 2006, 06:47:08 PM: NO! You cannot pull the lever until ALL FOUR PRICE TAGS ARE IN PLACE!

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: pathfinder2119 on June 30, 2006, 06:53:45 PM: Rich: No, Scott! I know they're good, but you can't have those Krispy Kremes! They're for the showcase!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: edmojautis on June 30, 2006, 07:06:32 PM: Rich: "NO, SCOTT!! You'll get thrown out if you eat Bob's muffin!!" :-D
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: sideshowPA on June 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM: Rich: "Scott, Scott, it's OK. Rikki's only hosting ONE episode!!!"
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Mr. Matté on June 30, 2006, 07:43:59 PM: "CBS said those polls were confidential, but that's a lie! I see you voted Rosen; now change it dang-it!"
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Madonna on June 30, 2006, 08:00:09 PM: Rich: No! NO! Don't destroy the set! That cost us billions to build! If you do, we'll have to give away Hoverounds instead of cars for the next ten seasons!!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Futuregsh on June 30, 2006, 08:11:22 PM: Rich: You have to let it go. You just HAVE to Scott.

Scott: But I KNOW I SAW IT!!! PENNY ANTE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US FOREVER!!! COME BACK!!! COME BACK!!!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Jordanar18 on June 30, 2006, 08:52:19 PM: Scott: ARRGGHH!! I'll tear that trailer apart if it kills me!

Rich: NO! It's Roger's! He needs it for the show today, and again tomorrow!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on June 30, 2006, 08:53:57 PM: "I don't care how much you hate the game, you may NOT attack the Joker set."
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: JayC on June 30, 2006, 09:02:19 PM: Scott to a Grocery Game player: Nooo! Those Capzasins are $12.99 each! You can't buy two!!
Rich: I told you not to interfere with Roger's evil! Now I must put you in a sleeperhold!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Jordan7 on June 30, 2006, 11:07:41 PM: Rich: No Scott, you can't ring up the price on the Grocery Game cash register, that's the model's job!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: RobertSearcy on June 30, 2006, 11:21:46 PM: (while looking at Hans approaching step 25)

Scott: NO HANS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rich: NOOOOOO SCOTT! DON'T GO UP THERE! He's gotta go Scott........he's gotta go......gotta go right now!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: BuddyTom on June 30, 2006, 11:31:51 PM: Roger: And this showcase where our announcer and former page have had just a teeny bit too much caffeine can be yours if the Price is Right!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: CANUKTPiRFan on June 30, 2006, 11:36:21 PM: Rich: Don't Destroy the Gameshow Marathon TPIR SET
Scott: Must Get Rid Of Ricki
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Mallory16 on July 01, 2006, 12:25:18 AM: "Scott, you've got to stop losing control every time they use Bhen in Switcheroo."
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: lucyrickyalex on July 01, 2006, 12:39:41 AM: Scott: "NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't push Flip Flop's button!!!!!"

Rich: "SCOTT!!!!!!! Where's my danish?!?!?!?!?!"
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: CrimsonViper on July 01, 2006, 12:46:14 AM: "Those Hot Pockets are NOT $2.29?! The price is wrong, Prizes! The price is wrong!"
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 01, 2006, 01:55:41 PM: "It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's...Superball!"

*dramatic voice* Watch as Super Scott tries to rescue Superball on his show, and watch as the evil Rich Luthor tries to stop him. Will Scott have his way? Will Luthor stop him? Will Hoverounds appear? Coming soon to a theater near you. *end voice*
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: ucb2912 on July 01, 2006, 02:29:59 PM: Scott: KILL THE DOB! KILL THE DOB! LET ME STOP THE DOB!!!

Rich: No, Scott! Dont do that! If you kill Roger, Bob will retire and we'll be forced to have Ricki Lake host the show until CBS cancels it!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Madonna on July 02, 2006, 02:51:00 AM: I'll keep the post with the caption up for your amusement, but I feel it would be best if I removed myself from the contestant pool for your show.

Good luck.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: rcbought on July 02, 2006, 03:06:02 PM: Scott tries to audition for a place in a hoverround commercial and Rich tries to MAKE IT STOP!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: Alfonzo on July 03, 2006, 09:53:08 PM: Rich: Take it easy, Scott!

Scott R.: I WON'T take it easy! You call that a Bonus Game reveal?! It's supposed to be shown coming AROUND the turntable! Around!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
Post by: MSTieScott on July 05, 2006, 12:29:11 PM: Of course, a special thanks goes to Rich for posing for the picture.

Well done, all! And remember, if I don't pick you, you can assume that it was because I didn't get it and it'll eventually strike me as funny a couple of months after the game is over (it happened last time).

So sit down, don't jump up unless your name is called, and here we go!

This is "The Price is Right" episode number 0004S, air date today!

(cymbal crash)

(several tense seconds of black)

(fade up)

Here it comes! From the Host Your Own forum at Golden-Road.net, the internet's most exciting span of fantastic prizes! The fabulous 25,160-minute "Price is Right"!

BuddyTom, come on down!

JasonA1, come on down!

sideshowPA, come on down!

And LiteBulb88, come on down!

You are the first four contestants on "The Price is Right"!

And now, here is the star of "The Price is Right," MSTieScott!

(Scott enters through the big doors)

Welcome to 'The Price is Right!"

(camera cuts to a cheering audience, camera cuts to Scott tucking in his shirt because he wasn't expecting the camera to cut back so quickly)

Over there is our first item up for bids today!

Mortal Kombat merchandise.

(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6457/iufb1kombat1ty.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Revel in the gore and fatalities of these Mortal Kombat video games, game systems, and framed promotional posters.

And that prize package will go to the one of you who is closest to the actual retail price without going over. LiteBulb88, what do you bid?

(bidding order: [color=FF0000]LiteBulb88[/color], [color=0000FF]sideshowPA[/color], [color=FF9900]JasonA1[/color], [color=009900]BuddyTom[/color])
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 1
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 05, 2006, 12:53:03 PM: Now this item brings back memories! I'll bid $550.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 1
Post by: sideshowPA on July 05, 2006, 01:36:02 PM: $750
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 1
Post by: JasonA1 on July 06, 2006, 03:45:14 PM: 600

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 1
Post by: BuddyTom on July 06, 2006, 11:39:58 PM: $850 please.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 07, 2006, 11:41:31 AM: And the actual price of all of that stuff is... $778! sideshowPA, you're our first winner!

(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6195/onebid19ar.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Sideshow, you've already won the video games and posters. Now you have a chance to win these:

A supply of chemicals and new airplane brakes!

From Quality Biological, 100 liters of methylene chloride Baker Analyzed ACE reagent. Overexposure may result in a variety of adverse health effects, including liver damage.

And from Rapco, manufacturer of quality replacement aircraft parts, aircraft brakes for a Citation 500 with linings that exceed the original equipment manufacturer's performance standards.

Take a look at the prices on those prizes:

(http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/8827/bargainstart8uw.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

The chemicals have a price of $1,024. And those airplane brakes have a price of $1,209. But those are both bargain prices. You tell me which price is the bigger bargain -- which one is more below the actual retail price -- and we will give you both of those prizes! Which prize is it?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 1
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 07, 2006, 11:43:04 AM: Now that's a freakin' random chemical if I ever heard of one :-).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 1
Post by: sideshowPA on July 07, 2006, 12:53:19 PM: Awesome! I just ran out of methylene chloride and need more badly! But I gotta go with the brakes.

By the way, I sense a FRWS coming soon (friggin' random widgit showcase).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 1
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 07, 2006, 01:02:19 PM: Sideshow, if you win this, remind me to go nowhere near your house :-).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 07, 2006, 01:51:45 PM: You've chosen the brakes, so we'll start with the chemicals. Bargain price: $1,024. Actual retail price:

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$1,824, for a difference of:

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$800.

On to the airplane brakes. Bargain price: $1,209. Actual retail price:

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/853/bargarp26ev.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$2,509! For a difference of:

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4589/bargainwin9sj.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$1,300! Those prizes are all yours!

More prizes and more winning after this!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 1
Post by: sideshowPA on July 07, 2006, 01:55:58 PM: Woo Hoo! A cup of chemicals for everybody!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 07, 2006, 02:00:42 PM: We've set the pace; let's keep up the winning! Who is our next contestant?

It's Pathfinder2119! Come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Price is Right"!

Welcome. Your Krispy Kreme caption is funnier than you realize -- you should see how people react to Krispy Kremes in that studio.

Now, here is the next item up for bids!

A deadly crossbow.

(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4034/iufb2crossbow3ul.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

The lightweight Revolution XS crossbow features foam grips, a high energy wheel, and Veloci-Speed Cable Assembly. It shoots an arrow over 340 feet per second. Comes with four arrows and reticle scope.

Pathfinder, you get the first bid.

(Bidding order: [color=0000FF]Pathfinder2119[/color], [color=FF9900]JasonA1[/color], [color=009900]BuddyTom[/color], [color=FF0000]LiteBulb88[/color])
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: pathfinder2119 on July 07, 2006, 06:49:04 PM: $500!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: JasonA1 on July 07, 2006, 10:59:24 PM: 619.

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: Garvin8r on July 08, 2006, 12:04:06 AM: So, if this is "Can't Do That on TPIR," do I still get slimed for saying "I don't know?"
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: BuddyTom on July 08, 2006, 03:01:42 AM: $660!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 08, 2006, 09:20:13 AM: $661.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: lucyrickyalex on July 08, 2006, 12:41:49 PM: Quote
Garvin8r wrote:
So, if this is "Can't Do That on TPIR," do I still get slimed for saying "I don't know?"

I don't know. *moves to next seat over to avoid slime*
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 10, 2006, 12:21:53 PM: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

Whoa! I wasn't expecting that sound to show up in this episode! One of you has bid perfectly, and for doing so, will receive a $500 bonus!

The money and the crossbow go to the contestant who bid... $660! BuddyTom, it's yours!

(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/666/onebid22ql.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

You gave that bid with such conviction. Have you seen that crossbow on this... on another show before? Or are you an expert when it comes to weapons and I should really, really hope that you win your pricing game?

At any rate, this is a fine time to be up on stage. Because you could win this:

A new surrey!

(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4685/pg2surrey6tz.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

From Great Northern Livery Company, an auto-top surrey. Comes with standard equipment, including channel and rubber wheels, 36-inch seats with vinyl upholstery, and driver-body entry steps. Plus eight-inch hydraulic brake system, front and back foot rests, and rear safety lights.

(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7426/pg2horses6vd.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

And from Equine.com, two-year-old and three-year-old gelding Quarter Horses. Both are registered with the AQHA and the three-year-old is a sire of Skys Blue Boy, a two-time Congress champion.

But that's not all you can win. You can also win these:

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3812/pg2owlpellet9ff.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This advanced owl pellet dissection kit comes with 15 owl pellets and educational paperwork for 30 students.

(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8647/pg2travelmug3hw.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This stainless steel travel mug features translucent padding and the logo of the hit ABC series "The View."

(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/8526/pg2underwear6bm.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

A five-pack of disposable men's briefs made of 100% cotton. Wear them once and throw them away. Perfect for traveling.

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3681/pg2software0xs.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

And this computer software allows you to secretly record all activity on someone else's computer without their knowledge.

You can win all of that playing Switcheroo.

(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3679/switcheroo17nq.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

As you can see, we have the prices of each of those prizes on the board here. However, one number is missing from each price. Those missing numbers are on these blocks. Just place the correct blocks in the correct prices, and you'll win!

No 30-second clock, of course, just the standard 24-hour time limit. Go to it!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 10, 2006, 12:39:17 PM: I thought that was called a buggy.

So if we have owl pellets, will they make owls if we toss them in water? :3
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: BuddyTom on July 10, 2006, 01:20:54 PM: Okay, I'll make my.... er... educated guess

Horses 181[7] 9
OwlRetch [6] 5
View Mug [2] 0
Undies [1] 0
SpyWare [4] 0
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 10, 2006, 01:50:57 PM: Quote
Joe_Mello wrote:
I thought that was called a buggy.

I thought it was a carriage, myself, but the manufacturer calls it a surrey, so there it is. Makes it hard not to want to sing the song from "Oklahoma!," though.

(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9937/switcheroo29gr.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Okay, Tom has placed the blocks. How many does he have right?

(http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/3509/switcherooall54lf.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

All five!

So we've established that Tom is an expert in, among other things, crossbows, owl pellet kits, and disposable underwear. We're learning so much today!

Two for two! We'll go for a perfect first half after this!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: Futuregsh on July 10, 2006, 01:55:44 PM: Nicely done Tom :)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: Mallory16 on July 10, 2006, 01:56:12 PM: It's a good thing he got all five right too, since it looks like your beauty jumped the gun there, pressing all five buttons at the exact same moment the number lit up (http://www.angelfire.com/la3/goldenroad15/misc/smile3.txt)!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: BuddyTom on July 10, 2006, 01:59:54 PM: Wow! The View mug and the underwear seemed pretty obvious, the spyware felt like it should be $39.95 or something like that, and I totally guessed the other two.
Personally, I thought you should have used edible underwear... :-D
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 10, 2006, 02:00:21 PM: Let's hear the name of another winner!

Mr. Matté, come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Price is Right"!

And a hearty welcome to you. Please take a look at the next item up for bids.

Durable iron pipes.

(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7111/iufb3pipes5su.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

From Charlotte Pipe and Foundry, 10 single hub service-weight pipes with a 3-inch interior diameter. Each pipe is 10 feet in length and made of cast iron for performance and durability.

Mr. Matté, what do you bid on those?

(Bidding order: [color=009900]Mr. Matté[/color], [color=FF0000]LiteBulb88[/color], [color=0000FF]Pathfinder2119[/color], [color=FF9900]JasonA1[/color])
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 2
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 10, 2006, 02:54:36 PM: Quote
BuddyTom wrote:
Personally, I thought you should have used edible underwear... :-D

I think we needed a box of Najica Blitz: Tactics, the only anime box that included of real life panties as a bonus extra.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: Mr. Matté on July 10, 2006, 03:06:48 PM: Iron pipes...

yeah, I don't know either.

I'll just say $500 and just move right on.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: sideshowPA on July 10, 2006, 03:44:54 PM: Hey Tom, I'll trade you some chemicals for the diapers...
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: BuddyTom on July 10, 2006, 05:13:32 PM: Quote
sideshowPA wrote:
Hey Tom, I'll trade you some chemicals for the diapers...

Heck no! Those are my disposable briefs fair and square! :lol:
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 10, 2006, 08:29:20 PM: $750. What have I gotten myself into? ;-)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: pathfinder2119 on July 10, 2006, 08:48:25 PM: I really don't know, so I'll just say $775.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: JasonA1 on July 11, 2006, 01:26:50 AM: Five oh one. :)

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 3
Post by: MSTieScott on July 11, 2006, 12:10:48 PM: And the actual retail price is... $1,032! The pipes go to Pathfinder!

(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4276/onebid30kg.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Follow me to the turntable, please. Now, if you win your game, we'll have a perfect first half. And if we have a perfect first half, you'll win this:

A fun trip to a nudist resort!

(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1377/pg3resort3kc.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

You and a guest will fly round-trip coach from Los Angeles to Palm Springs, California for a six-night stay in a poolside room at the Desert Shadows Inn Resort & Villas. Acres of meticulously-landscaped grounds behind secluded gates offer the discerning naturalist wholesome nude recreation. The Desert Shadows Inn Resort & Villas -- where summer never ends. And we've included a rental car.

And that trip will be yours if you win the Check Game. Now, as I understand it, the Golden-Road.net bylaws state that all members of the site must be able to understand the rules of Check Game within one month of joining. Since you've been here for more than a month, I can safely assume that you know how to play, so I'll just tell you that we're using the standard $5,000 to $6,000 limit. Write that check!

(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/243/checkcheck20kq.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

(feel free to write on the graphic if you'd like)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: apeminkie on July 11, 2006, 12:57:38 PM: I really hope that Google Pics put those fluorescent yellow dollar signs on themselves...

A pity if they didn't... :-?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: Punchboard91 on July 11, 2006, 01:03:13 PM: Um.........

I'm kind of glad I wasn't here to sign up for this. :lol:
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: Mallory16 on July 11, 2006, 01:55:04 PM: I'd recommend writing the check for $6001, myself (http://www.angelfire.com/la3/goldenroad15/misc/smile3.txt).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: Futuregsh on July 11, 2006, 02:02:18 PM: This is HYSTERICAL!!!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: Punchboard91 on July 11, 2006, 02:39:50 PM: One problem, Frank. They might pay you $1 to go there, and you would end up winning with a total of $6,000. :lol:
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 11, 2006, 02:47:33 PM: There goes our G-rating.

Yeah, winning by losing certainly sounds like a good idea.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: ucb2912 on July 11, 2006, 02:49:55 PM: I'd write the check for One dollar. No way that "Trip" Is $4,999.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: pathfinder2119 on July 11, 2006, 02:54:06 PM: Hoo boy. What have I gotten myself into?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/pathfinder2119/checkcheck20kq1.gif)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: apeminkie on July 11, 2006, 03:00:00 PM: I think some of us are making asses of ourselves.

But some of us were just boobs to begin with!

We should end this nonsense as soon as we can!!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: MSTieScott on July 11, 2006, 03:48:25 PM: Why do you all want Pathfinder to lose? There's money at stake here! And even more importantly, my perfect show!

You've written the check for $2,500, so we'll light that up here.

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6041/checkmath11ng.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Now, the all-important question -- what is the price of that trip?

(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/2243/checkprice8hd.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$3,410, for a total of!

(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7181/check9ep.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$5,910! Now here's a Check Game player! You've won $2,500 and you've won the trip, which you may or may not take! Congratulations!

Our first Showcase Showdown is next!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 3
Post by: MSTieScott on July 11, 2006, 03:59:20 PM: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to point out that the three contestants standing next to me are all winners! And now sideshowPA, Pathfinder2119, and BuddyTom will spin our big wheel to do even more winning!

Each of you in turn will give me a number between 1 and 20. That number will be used in a formula to determine where the wheel stops. If you figure out the formula, then you could skill the wheel onto the dollar like so many contestants on the real show have tried (and usually failed) to do.

And of course, the one of you who is nearest to one dollar without going over will be in our showcase! And who knows what we're going to be doing there!

SideshowPA, you'll be spinning first. And since the theme of the show is things that would never be done on the real "Price is Right," I will be gently poking all of you with this pool cue while you spin the wheel.

Spin it! (poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: sideshowPA on July 12, 2006, 12:48:18 PM: Sorry I'm almost late...

Give me #2....

Ouch, quit it.
Ouch, quit it.
Ouch, quit it.
Ouch, quit it....
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 12, 2006, 02:57:44 PM: (poke) It looks like it's going a little too fast for the dollar... (poke) But it's landing on...

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5509/wheel0804vx.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

80 cents. Is that enough to stay on?

(poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: sideshowPA on July 12, 2006, 03:25:47 PM: 80 cents is good enough if it will get you to STOP POKING ME DAMMIT!

I'll stay.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 12, 2006, 03:40:36 PM: (http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1050/wheelscore0803fg.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Sideshow has moved over to the scoreboard, out of the reach of my pool cue.

Pathfinder2119, (poke), please spin the wheel.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: pathfinder2119 on July 12, 2006, 09:55:34 PM: First, I get a trip to a nude beach, and now I have to get poked by a pool cue! Anyway, 13, please.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: CANUKTPiRFan on July 12, 2006, 10:04:33 PM: funny poking people with sticks i going to try that on my sister
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 13, 2006, 11:56:03 AM: (poke) You might have 90 here...

(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8244/wheel0253tx.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Not quite. 25 cents. (poke) Spin it again.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: pathfinder2119 on July 13, 2006, 05:23:24 PM: 4.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 13, 2006, 06:51:27 PM: (poke) Hey! (poke poke) This might be good!

(http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/8558/wheel0703rk.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

70 cents, for a total of 95 cents! Head on over... boy, people sure are hurrying over to that scoreboard today.

BuddyTom, you're up! (poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: BuddyTom on July 14, 2006, 01:14:05 AM: 5, and if needed, 18. ::shields buttocks from stick::
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 14, 2006, 11:54:04 AM: Excellent -- easy access to your ribs. (poke)

Oh! Look at this! Look at this!

(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4790/wheel1005rf.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

One dollar! (Scott raises the pool cue in the air, forgetting the task at hand) You've won $1,000, a spot in the showcase, and a bonus spin!

As I reset the wheel, let me remind you that the green sections are worth $5,000 apiece, and that dollar is worth $10,000! I'm going to assume that since it's needed (albeit in a different sense), I should use your 18. So here we go!

(notices pool cue) Oh, whoops. (poke) Okay, the wheel is on its way... (poke) This might be close... (poke) This might be close! Slow down! (poke) Slow down! Stop!

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6250/wheel0155co.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$5,000 more! You've won a total of $6,000 here, all of that stuff in your pricing game, and you might win even more in the showcase!

Does this look like fun? It is! And getting tickets is really easy! Here's how:

To order tickets online, just go to etix.cbs.com. It's that easy! Back to you, Scott.

More excitement after this!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 14, 2006, 12:00:31 PM: I'm telling you, we are hot today! Let's keep it going with...

Futuregsh! Come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Price is Right"!

Welcome to Contestants' Row. Here come my models with the next item up for bids.

A portable traffic light changer.

(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2924/iufb4mirt8yp.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This infrared traffic preemption device changes lights from red to green from 1,500 feet away to minimize stopping at intersections. Use of this device by an unauthorized vehicle is a federal crime.

Futuregsh, you'll start the bidding.

(Bidding order: [color=0000FF]Futuregsh[/color], [color=FF9900]JasonA1[/color], [color=009900]Mr. Matté[/color], [color=FF0000]LiteBulb88[/color])
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: BuddyTom on July 14, 2006, 12:08:06 PM: $6,000, a spot in the showcase and bruised ribs!! Wow! What a day! :-D
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 14, 2006, 01:50:04 PM: I believe this is the first time in PA history that anybody has ever offered a prize that is illegal. :-D
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: Futuregsh on July 15, 2006, 01:52:47 AM: I'll bid $1,000.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: JasonA1 on July 15, 2006, 01:56:42 AM: 499.

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: Mr. Matté on July 15, 2006, 07:48:15 AM: I'll go $501.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 15, 2006, 01:16:26 PM: $502
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: Mr. Matté on July 15, 2006, 01:56:25 PM: Scott, still have that pool cue?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: Mallory16 on July 15, 2006, 03:41:20 PM: Course, after you use it on Britey, it's only fair that you hand it over to Jason to use on you (http://www.angelfire.com/la3/goldenroad15/misc/smile3.txt).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 15, 2006, 03:42:45 PM: Now where's that Guilty Gear reference that maybe 2 other people will get? >_>
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: lucyrickyalex on July 16, 2006, 02:00:03 AM: Quote
Course, after you use it on Britey, it's only fair that you hand it over to Jason to use on you :lol:.

Oh, come on. It's not like Mr. Matté one-upped Jason.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 4
Post by: MSTieScott on July 18, 2006, 01:26:18 PM: Kids, kids. Don't make me come down there!

The atual retail price is... $599! It does go to LiteBulb88!

(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/5451/onebid4us8.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

I see you took the other stairs in order to avoid Mr. Matté. Well, now we're here at the giant price tag. And it's time for you to try to win this:

A powerful floor polisher!

(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/225/pg4burnisherip1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This fuel-injected 675cc burnisher features a 40-inch burnishing deck with over 2,000 rpm and a zero-degree turning radius. It's a great prize worth $9,000!

And it can be yours if you win Check-Out. I want you to give me a price for each of these five items. We'll add your prices up, and if your total is within two dollars above or two dollars below the actual retail total, you're a winner! So let's hear about the products in Check-Out today.

(http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9752/pg4spamzf8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Hormel SPAM Classic. The original spiced ham is delicious in recipes or prepared by itself in a variety of ways. SPAM -- so good, it's gone.
(12 oz.)

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9691/pg4ratpoisonju0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Victor Rat & Mouse Place Packs. Kills up to seven rats in a single feeding. Kills indoor and outdoor rodents -- even rats that are resistant to Warfarin. From Victor.
(five 1.5 oz. bags)

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9231/pg4beachballgx1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This beach ball features the logo of 99¢ Only Stores, the stores where every item sells for 99 cents.

(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/7148/pg4fakebarfmf1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Gag Works presents Fake Barf. Gross out your friends and family with this realistic-looking artificial vomit. From Gag Works.

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/489/pg4tampaxmo6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Tampax Pearl is designed for comfort and fits your unique form. Comes in a discreet, easy-to-open wrapper. Tampax Pearl -- as extraordinary as you are.
(20 tampons)

There you have it. Please give me your bids on those items.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 4
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 18, 2006, 07:58:45 PM: Yeah, right...I'm pretty sure of one of them :-).

Spam: $1.29
Traps: $4.99
Beach Ball: Hmmm...I'm going to wildly guess $0.99
Barth...err, barf: $5.99
Tampons: $6.50
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 4
Post by: MSTieScott on July 19, 2006, 01:59:40 PM: Your prices are locked in, and that gives you a total of...

(http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/8642/co0gn6.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$19.76. Let's see how you did.

What is the price of the canned meat?

(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7353/checkoutbag1lf1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$2.75. Not the greatest start, but you can recover.

(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6428/co1yv1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

What is the price of the rat poison?

(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6214/checkoutbag2di2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$5.95.

(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4296/co2xc7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$8.70 so far. Nearly halfway to your total already.

How about the beach ball?

(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/2187/checkoutbag3tu5.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

99¢! Hey, you got that exactly right! Wow!

(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6228/co3mb5.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Show us the price of the fake vomit!

(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7105/checkoutbag4pr6.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Oh, $2.99. Well, that makes up for your going under on the first two products.

(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/8075/co4rs9.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

If you're right about those tampons, you'll have a very comfortable win. Personally, I have no idea.

Let's see that price!

(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1599/checkoutbag5tg1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$4.79... What's the final total?

(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6356/co5td3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$17.47, for a difference of...

(http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9714/co6bg2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$2.29! So close!

Well, you put up a good fight, but you didn't win. Sorry about that, but you will get to spin the big wheel a little later.

There are more pricing games coming up in the second half of "The Price is Right"!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 4
Post by: MSTieScott on July 19, 2006, 02:06:46 PM: That was rough. But we're going to get back on track with...

Alfonzo! Come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Price is Right"!

Here's Alfonzo, and here's the next item up for bids!

A liposuction treatment!

(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8244/iufb5liposuctionjz4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

You will receive a liposuction treatment from a licensed plastic surgeon. The retail price is based on the 2005 average surgeon/physician fee as cited by The American Society of Plastic Surgeons. Related expenses not included.

There you have it. Alfonzo, you get to kick off the bidding.

(Bidding order: [color=FF0000]Alfonzo[/color], [color=0000FF]Futuregsh[/color], [color=FF9900]JasonA1[/color], [color=009900]Mr. Matté[/color])
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 5
Post by: Alfonzo on July 19, 2006, 03:32:23 PM: Let's try 2 Large.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 5
Post by: Futuregsh on July 20, 2006, 12:56:42 AM: How about $1,600 please
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 5
Post by: JasonA1 on July 20, 2006, 02:44:33 PM: 2600.

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 5
Post by: Mr. Matté on July 20, 2006, 06:00:04 PM: Hundred. Cents that is.

Gosh, I hope I win this one, I need it badly. :lol:
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 5
Post by: MSTieScott on July 20, 2006, 06:48:39 PM: We've got your bids, and here's the price: $2,323! Alfonzo is already up on the stage!

(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2204/onebid5cs6.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Welcome, Alfonzo. You picked a good time to be called and immediately win, because this is what you're playing for:

A used car!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7465/pg5oldsmobileup7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

The 2001 Oldsmobile Intrigue GLS sedan. This car, with 72,500 miles on the odometer, is in excellent physical condition. Comes with standard equipment. Plus power sun roof and DVD system. The Oldsmobile Intrigue. The retail price reflects the Kelley Blue Book suggested retail value.

And that will be yours if you win Cover Up.

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/139/coversfo8.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

That car is most certainly not $36,520. Please cover up each of those numbers with the correct numbers in the car's price. Tackle that board!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: Futuregsh on July 20, 2006, 08:33:25 PM: $10,145 is my real guess, but first time I would say $17,145...
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: SteveGavazzi on July 20, 2006, 10:36:22 PM: Y'know, for what it's worth...there is an episode somewhere in Season 28 where Barker's Bargain Bar was played for a used motorcycle.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: MSTieScott on July 21, 2006, 11:59:25 AM: (Whoops, I read Futuregsh's guess and thought it was Alfonzo's guess. No one saw that, right?)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: Alfonzo on July 21, 2006, 04:12:46 PM: I didn't.

Let's start with $17,145.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: MSTieScott on July 21, 2006, 04:25:54 PM: Quote
SteveGavazzi wrote:
Y'know, for what it's worth...there is an episode somewhere in Season 28 where Barker's Bargain Bar was played for a used motorcycle.

Yeah, but I'm fairly confident that the producers wouldn't try to give away a 2001 Oldsmobile. Heck, you're not even going to see that 1966 Mustang on the show.

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7144/cugkb3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Okay, Alfonzo is starting off with $17,145. Is that right?

BUZZ

No, but we were expecting that. Light up any numbers that are correct, please.

(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1975/cu1ab7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

You've got both ends -- the 1 and the 5. Cover up those numbers in the middle.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: Alfonzo on July 21, 2006, 04:56:02 PM: $10,315.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: MSTieScott on July 21, 2006, 05:04:33 PM: (http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/5997/cugss3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Is it $10,315?

BUZZ

No. But if there are any new numbers right, you'll get another chance. Are there any new numbers right?

(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/7664/cu2me4.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

There are! You're working your way in -- the only thing wrong is that third number. Is it 6 or 0?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: Alfonzo on July 21, 2006, 11:19:00 PM: Okay. $10,615. Final answer.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 22, 2006, 12:13:58 AM: I wonder, how much was it worth in 2001? It seems rather cheap for a 5-year-old Oldsmobile.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: MSTieScott on July 24, 2006, 12:19:46 PM: (http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/814/cugju3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

All right, if the pricce is $10,615, then that is your car. Otherwise, you're going to have to take the used bus.

Might as well just hit the button... is he right?

(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6674/cu3sg3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

He is! Enjoy your car!

Another pricing game after this!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: Alfonzo on July 24, 2006, 12:25:54 PM: Yahoo! I got a good winter car! I can save my PT Cruiser for the summer!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 5
Post by: MSTieScott on July 24, 2006, 12:56:41 PM: We need one more player! Let's hear the name!

BRB_TheFireball, come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Price is Right"!

Take your spot in Contestants' Row. And here comes the next item up for bids.

(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3667/iufb6tietacksjy4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

One hundred tie tacks.

(http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/2595/iufb6tietackcloseupau9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

These sophisticated tie tacks are electroplated in 14-karat gold. Each one is accentuated with a 1-carat cubic zirconia in the center.

Fireball, you get the first bid on those.

(Bidding order: [color=FF0000]BRB_TheFireball[/color], [color=0000FF]Futuregsh[/color], [color=FF9900]JasonA1[/color], [color=009900]Mr. Matté[/color])
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 6
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 25, 2006, 08:44:45 AM: Do I look like somebody that wears a tie? :-P

Well, I own three ties, but I rarely wear any of them even to church.

I'll go $2,499.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 6
Post by: Futuregsh on July 25, 2006, 08:05:57 PM: I'll say $750 please...
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 6
Post by: JasonA1 on July 26, 2006, 01:43:35 AM: 450.

-Jason
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 6
Post by: Mr. Matté on July 26, 2006, 08:07:13 AM: How's about a $751?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- IUFB 6
Post by: MSTieScott on July 26, 2006, 11:50:28 AM: And the actual retail price is... $2,999! Good job, Fireball!

(http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3351/onebid6gn1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Follow me back to the big doors. Now, for bidding the best on that prize, I want to reward you with this:

A beautiful casket.

(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2018/pg6casketsi6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

The elegant Ojai casket is made of solid mahogany with a high gloss finish. Vacuum bronze arms and tips complete the handles while the adjustable bed features a full shirr velvet interior.

That prize is yours if you correctly put these numbers Side by Side.

(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7499/sidestartfa0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

If you move this square this way, then you'll have a price of $8,672. If you move the square that way, then you'll have a price of $7,286. Step over there and show us the price of that casket!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 6
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 26, 2006, 01:08:35 PM: If this were Joker, you could then put that game in its proper place with this prize :-).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 6
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 27, 2006, 07:40:34 AM: I know this is just a game, so I'm gonna reserve my objections over this prize based on personal tragedy.

I'll go... that way (to $7,286).
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 6
Post by: MSTieScott on July 27, 2006, 11:57:12 AM: (http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3463/side7286oh5.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$7,286 it is. Do we have another winner?

(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6540/sidewinuq8.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Indeed we do! Congratulations!

We've had a great day so far, and the showcases are still ahead. But next, the big wheel -- after this!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- PG 6
Post by: MSTieScott on July 27, 2006, 12:03:45 PM: Contestants not appearing on stage will receive...

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/167/conslobstergramzz3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

A gift certificate. LobsterGram is a unique way to send great gourmet gifts of succulent lobster, crab, shrimp, or tenderly-aged meats. Shipped fresh from LobsterGram. 1-800-LIVE-LOB.

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9725/consticket27le1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

And a ticket to this afternoon's taping of "The Price is Right," in which members of the studio audience win big. Tickets accepted on a first-come, first-serve basis; having a ticket does not guarantee admission.

And now here's MSTieScott with our Showcase Showdown!

Thank you! I can see that LiteBulb88, BRB_TheFireball, and Alfonzo are all ready to spin our wheel for the possibility of money and a spot in our showcases. As you all know, the goal is to be the closest to one dollar without going over. LiteBulb88, go to it!

(poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: LiteBulb88 on July 27, 2006, 01:09:44 PM: I'll go for #4 and if I get 65 cents or less, then #15.

*while the wheel spins, LiteBulb suddenly grabs the stick Scott is using and starts poking him with it.*
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 27, 2006, 02:02:19 PM: Hey! Give it! Give it! (swats at the pool cue)

(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/8800/wheel040tz1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Ha! 40 cents! Whatcha gonna do now, smart guy? You need both hands to spin the wheel!

(grabs the pool cue back)

All right... (poke) The wheel is spinning... (poke) Looks like it's too (poke) fast (poke) for 60 (poke)...

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You can't use that. (poke) Thanks for playing, and head off that way. (poke)

Fireball, spin that wheel! (poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 27, 2006, 02:31:29 PM: Shouldn't you be using a Plinko stick?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 28, 2006, 09:10:24 AM: Better watch where on me you poke that stick, Scott... :-P

#10
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 28, 2006, 11:51:57 AM: I am watching. That's how I make sure I'm not missing you. (poke)

Hey, you might have 90 here... (poke)

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You do! The rules require me to ask: would you like to stay (poke) or spin again? (poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 28, 2006, 02:07:52 PM: That's it for me. Good luck, Alfonzo!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 28, 2006, 02:26:07 PM: (http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8217/wheelscore090zv1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Good luck, Alfonzo, indeed. (poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: Alfonzo on July 28, 2006, 03:32:16 PM: Good thing I wore my kelvar underwear today, hee hee hee...

I'll pick 2, then 4.

Of course I'll stay on 90, 95 or 1.00!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 28, 2006, 05:48:09 PM: Why does everybody think I'm aiming for the waist? (poke) The ribs and upper arms are much more fun! (poke poke)

95?... no, you're going to need your second spin. (poke)

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85 cents isn't enough. Spin it again. (poke)

Incidentally, why do you own a pair of Kevlar underwear?

(poke) Boy, this isn't looking good. (poke)

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Over. Enjoy your car. (poke)

Fireball, you're the winner! We'll see you in the showcase after this announcement!

(poke)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SCSD 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 28, 2006, 05:59:02 PM: Ladies and gentlemen, our top winner is BuddyTom! And our runner-up is BRB_TheFireball!

Each of you will have a showcase full of... prizes to bid on. The one of you who is closer to the retail price of his own showcase will win it. But if you are the winner and you are $250 or less away from the retail price of your own showcase, you will win both showcases! Hunh!

Tom, since you're the top winner, you have the option of bidding on the first showcase or passing it to Fireball. And this is our first showcase!

This showcase will get you completely drunk off your butt. Of course, to accomplish this, you'll need plenty of alcohol. Which is why we're giving you this collection of wines!

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100 bottles of Smoking Loon pinot noir. This fruit-driven wine is a brilliant garnet color with a seductive rose petal green tea aroma. From Don Sebastiani & Sons.

So go ahead and get going by popping one of those open. While you begin chugging that one, store the others in this new wine refrigerator.

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This 13-cubic-foot wine refrigerator with adjustable thermostat holds up to 100 bottles of your favorite wines.

And to ensure that you look as dignified as you can look while getting totally wasted, drink your wine from this exquisite stemware.

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This exquisite 32-piece collection of crystal stemware features a sparkling wedge and leaf pattern.

Finished that first bottle? Good. Here, why don't you have a seat so you can concentrate on downing the second bottle... at this new bar set!

(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7252/sc1barsetdt3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Entertain family and friends with the elegance and opulence of this bar from Pulaski Furniture. From a golden era known as Edwardian, it features a laminated marble top and brass-plated foot rail. From Pulaski Furniture.

All right, now you should be good and hammered. So please, whatever you do, don't get behind the controls of... this new excavator!

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The Caterpillar 301.8C hydraulic excavator. Comes with standard equipment, including 18-horsepower diesel engine. Plus three-inch seat belts.

And this showcase, where tonight you're going to wish we had offered you a toilet, can be yours if the price is right.

There you go, Tom. Whose showcase is it?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 1
Post by: BuddyTom on July 29, 2006, 01:26:09 AM: Well, I can't drink with my medication, so I'm going to pass this to Fireball and hope that my showcase deals with something like drugs or violence. :-D
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 1
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 29, 2006, 12:53:16 PM: Sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll......sounds like a showcase theme to me.

I know the bar set is about $4500, and I think Jay Lewis used that excavator....
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 1
Post by: sideshowPA on July 29, 2006, 01:57:16 PM: That showcase would be perfect if there was a box of Cuban cigars at the end...
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 1
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 29, 2006, 02:04:08 PM: I stopped drinking last year, so I have absolutely no use for any of that wine. Or that wine refrigerator.

I'll bid $40,000 even.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 1
Post by: styleguy on July 29, 2006, 03:06:28 PM: I want that showcase. I love red wine. I wish I entered in this game. I'm really enjoying watching this show. It's so funny.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 1
Post by: MSTieScott on July 31, 2006, 12:20:05 PM: (http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/7728/sc1om4.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

$40,000 it is.

Tom, here is your showcase!

This showcase is designed to give you cancer. And it starts with you getting lung cancer by smoking these cigarettes!

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9779/sc2cigarettesrk0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

From eSmokes.com, 50 cartons of Marlboro Full Flavor Kings. These rich, smooth cigarettes provide pure tobacco satisfaction.

Next, get skin cancer by spending too much time in this tanning bed!

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/1701/sc2tanningbedlv7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Turn a deep, golden brown in this indoor tanning bed. Comes with 24 midday sun tanning lamps, adjustable gas spring lifts, and dial timer.

Or if you don't like enclosed spaces and would prefer some fresh air, lie directly under the sun on the deck of your new party boat!

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An ElectraCraft 16CSI with tandem axle trailer. This fifteen-and-a-half-foot party boat seats nine adults and comes with a portable ice chest for refreshments.

And this showcase, which will cause you to die a premature, slow, painful death, can be yours if the price is right.

Well... there it is. Tom, what do you bid?
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 2
Post by: Joe_Mello on July 31, 2006, 12:33:38 PM: I'm thinking low. Like $15,000 low.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 2
Post by: BuddyTom on July 31, 2006, 06:01:40 PM: That boat's in the 20s... I'll go $26,008

and if I win, make me a reservation at Dana Farber Institute in Boston.
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 31, 2006, 06:49:53 PM: (http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8927/sc2xh9.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Who has bid better? The exciting results after this!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- SC 2
Post by: MSTieScott on July 31, 2006, 07:11:26 PM: (http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9329/sc3ka9.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Tom, we'll start with you. You bid $26,008 on your showcase. The actual retail price is...

$28,039, for a difference of...

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$2,031. Not bad at all.

Fireball, you need to be closer than $2,031 to the price of your showcase in order to win it. As you'll recall, you bid $40,000 even on your showcase.

The actual retail price of your showcase is...

Forty thousand... three ninety-three! You win with a difference of only $393!

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What a bid!

Tom, who was going to beat that kind of bid? You didn't win your showcase, but you won lots of prizes in your pricing game and I hope you had fun.

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Fireball, you did it! You're taking home $50,678 in prizes today! Congratulations, and thank you for playing!

This is MSTieScott reminding you to help control the pet population -- have your pets spayed or neutered. Good-bye, everybody!

(As the credits roll, Scott encourages Fireball to get in the seat of the excavator. He then runs out of the studio.)

--------------------

WINNINGS:

BRB_TheFireball -- $50,678
BuddyTom -- $25,474
Alfonzo -- $12,938
Pathfinder2119 -- $6,942
sideshowPA -- $5,111
LiteBulb88 -- $599
JasonA1 -- $350
Mr. Matté -- $350
Futuregsh -- $350
Jordan7 -- $100 (door prize determined through random draw)
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- THE END
Post by: BRB_TheFireball on July 31, 2006, 07:40:59 PM: Wow! My best showcase bid ever in a PA game! :-D

Great show as always, Scott! (Admittedly, after seeing that first IUFB, I thought to myself, "What did I just get myself into?" :-P )
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- THE END
Post by: sideshowPA on July 31, 2006, 08:12:12 PM: Great, great show. Nice job scott.....{{{poke}}}
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- THE END
Post by: BuddyTom on July 31, 2006, 08:54:48 PM: Congratulations Fireball! What a bid! I was pretty sure on the boat and the smokes, but how the heck much is a tanning bed? At least I didn't Willy. :-D

Great show, Scott. And great fun!
Title: Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- THE END
Post by: SteveGavazzi on July 31, 2006, 10:46:49 PM: AWESOME show, Scott! I don't visit Play Along very often, but I've been dropping by a couple times a day for the last few weeks to check on this thread. This is easily the funniest show I've ever seen, or at least the funniest one that was actually trying to be funny (as opposed to being funny because of how badly the host bungled it).

And for what it's worth, my audition that I never posted (because I always forget about these things): "It's not worth risking your own life, too, Scott! You'll never reach him before he passes 25!"