No response from pathfinder20, so it's on with the show!
*mrrp*
mungojerry311: I'm so sorry
pathfinder20, you didn't put in a bid in time, so you don't have a chance to get up on stage. Just pay attention next time, alright?
Well, all the bids are in. Remember, the one of you who bid closest to the actual retail price of that washer and dryer without going over will win it and get to come up on stage with me to play a pricing game! Good luck to you three! The actual retail price of the washer and dryer is....

That washer and dryer is yours
gamesurf! Come on up here!
*Walking 2007 cue plays as gamesurf excitedly comes up on stage and stands next to me.*Welcome to the stage
gamesurf! That washer and dryer is nice, but we've something for you that's even nicer. JohnnyBot, what have we got?
JohnnyBot: It's a chance to win up to....
$16,000 in cash!
*It's In The Bag cue plays*mungojerry311: As you may have guessed by that cue, you're going to play It's In The Bag!

You see this table over here with the grocery bags? Each of the bags has a price on them, and each of those prices belong to one of the items on the cart over there.

(DianBot and JaniceBot are standing on either side of the cart)
Let's wait a bit while JohnnyBot describes these items for us.
JohnnyBot: Sure thing
mj! We have a 26.5 oz box of Red Baron frozen pizza, a 25 oz bag of Tyson frozen chicken strips, a 30 oz jar of Duke's mayonnaise, a 9.25 oz bag of Doritos flavored tortilla chips, a 7 oz bottle of Williams shaving lotion, and an 84 oz bottle of Tide laundry detergent!
mungojerry311: Thank you JohnnyBot, you're making me hungry! Now, you will have noticed that there are five grocery bags on the table but six items on the cart. All you have to do is place those items above the correctly priced bags on the table. If you do so successfully, you'll be going home $16,000 richer! So, which items belong with which bag?