Ilovesuperball's half hour MDS. GAME IS CLOSED

[Mallory16]

You were.  ilovesuperball forgot to list the bidding order again, and tpiradam didn't seem to care.  So you got lucky!

Well, the actual retail price is $5000! Jhc2010, come right over here! Now we're playing Hole in One! Usually, the car is revealed first. But you're not playing for just a car! Look!

2 NEW CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A pair of 2006 Ford Thunderbird Convertibles, these sporty cars come with standard equipment plus paint fabric protectant and engine block heater. The Ford Thunderbird! 2 Terrific prizes worth $78,950!!!!!!


And here are the grocery items! If you line them all up correctly, you win $2,500! You will be playing with the following items.


Peanut Butter
Starburst
Citrucal Calcium
Flinstones Vitamins
Pepsi 6 Pack
and Oxford Index Cards.


Line them up, and we'll see which line you putt from

[jhc2010]

Before we get started, can I get the following questions answered?:

Is the "Starburst" the standard size or not?

Is the "Pepsi 6 Pack" 20oz bottles or 12oz cans or what?

How many index cards are in the pack?  I'm asking because it could be like the JUMBO size.


Thanks.

[CrimsonViper]

Assuming how the show's going so far, it doesn't matter how you place them; you'll still "win"!

It's a 1 pack of Starburst, 100 cards and the Pepsi are 12 oz cans.

[Mallory16]

...a 1 pack of Starbursts?  Even the little "fun size" packages comes 2 a pack!  You mean a 12-pack, right?

Unless there's a store near you that sells individual Starbursts.  I'm guessing you probably mean the 12-pack though, right?

[tpiradam]

What I think he means are the ones that come in flavours like the Sour ones or the ones you get from those vending machines. There are usually about 8 in a pack, I guess.

[Mallory16]

12!  12!  Those vending-machine packs are twelve in a pack!  I already said that!  Not 8, but 12!

Oh sorry. It's 1 BAR of Starbursts!

[BuddyTom]

My guess is: Index cards, Starburst, Pepsi, Peanut Butter, Flintstones, Citracal.

Not that it matters...

[SteveGavazzi]

Isn't the Starburst only 55¢, though, while the index cards are 69¢?

[Punchboard91]

I gotta go with Steve on this one.

I'd put the Starburst first, then the index cards, and I think that BuddyTom has the rest right.

YES! You have them all right! You win $2,500! You will putt from the closest line!


Jhc2010 putts from the closest line and WINS!!!


Congratulations! Those 2 cars are yours! Now we go to the Showcase Showdown! You will spin first. Pick a number between 1 and 20.

[CrimsonViper]

You know, JHC hasn't officially made his guess.  But I'm sure he'll take it for granted, anyways.

[SteveGavazzi]

...

(Mouth hangs open)

...what the ****ing mother****?  The contestant didn't even answer you yet!

Frank, is this grounds to lock the thread?  This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.