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What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?

Where's the lamb sauce?!
1 (4.8%)
The chicken is RAW!
1 (4.8%)
You donkey!
7 (33.3%)
Lovely, it's not lovely anymore!
1 (4.8%)
Shut it down!  Switch off!
3 (14.3%)
Two seconds, please?
0 (0%)
Off you go.
1 (4.8%)
JP, open Hell's Kitchen.
0 (0%)
Oh, my god!
1 (4.8%)
Spot on.
0 (0%)
other
6 (28.6%)

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Offline Rlotpir1972

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What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« on: August 06, 2009, 02:19:07 AM »
Watching "Hell's Kitchen" for six seasons and hearing all those catch phrases made me obsessed and wanted to use those phrases at work.  What's your favorite?

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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 03:10:31 AM »
My fave would be a tie between "#^@*" and "$#!%."   :oldlol:

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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 09:48:24 AM »
"If you saute scallops in a nonstick pan, they won't stick! THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED ****ING NONSTIIIIICK!!!!! I don't know what nonstick means in Texas, sweetheart, but **** me!"
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 07:06:21 AM »
"If you saute scallops in a nonstick pan, they won't stick! THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED ****ING NONSTIIIIICK!!!!! I don't know what nonstick means in Texas, sweetheart, but **** me!"

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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 08:58:59 AM »
I typed them in. There is no way I'd actually post the words here.  :oldlol:
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 09:10:07 AM »
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE F***ING WORST CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD THE F***ING DISPLEASURE OF EVEN F***ING TASTING!!  YOU DONKEY!!
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 09:14:48 AM »
I haven't heard him say it in a while, but one time he got mad and screamed out "F*** ME SENSELESS!"

My mom and I laughed over that comment for several minutes.  Hey, it's still semi-popular around the house (censored, of course).
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 10:07:11 AM »
I haven't heard him say it in a while, but one time he got mad and screamed out "F*** ME SENSELESS!"

Kind of like that line in Blade: Trinity where the one guy says, upon seeing the vampire: "F*** me sideways!"
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 10:50:34 AM »
Ah, Hell's Kitchen, a show I never would have touched...until my girlfriend introduced me to both it and Kitchen Nightmares--now I'm hooked, lol :P

Favorite has to be: "You donkey!" (Even funnier since my next door neighbor has a couple of donkeys on his farm with the cows :))

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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 02:16:46 PM »
I remember last season had a few funny episodes when he flipped out at this one guy for making crappy salmon.  He threw it across the restaurant and proceeded to bang his head against the wall and say "**** me".  That was HILLARIOUS.  :oldlol:
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 02:51:26 AM »
Watching the current episode and watching the red team get burned because they couldn't get a single entree out.  There were so many explicit catch phrases from Gordon I couldn't bring it up here.  Afterwards, the blue team had to come to the rescue.  Tek was gone!  Tennielle will be a force to be reckon with.

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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 09:02:43 AM »
Yes, but if you stayed tuned to see footage from their next episode, Tennille mouthed back to Chef Ramsay.  I won't say any more, due to possible spoilers.

(wouldn't it have been funny if there was a guy on the blue team named "Captain?") :-D
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 02:16:44 PM »
I do not have a favorite HK saying. Just hearing Ramsay go off on alleged "professional chefs" is jsut plain sheer comedy.
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 06:02:04 PM »
speaking of Hell's kitchen, Gordon Ramsay is facing bankruptcy (source: sympatico.msn.ca).
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Re: What's your favorite catch phrase on "Hell's Kitchen"?
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2009, 06:28:55 PM »
I like when he says pis* off you Donkey
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