Bidding Order:
GameShowFan9001 -------> $1,111
DarkShockBro ------------> $1,666
tpir04 -------------------->$808
TPIRfan#9821 ------------> $8091233: Hey!!!
{reaches to yellow podium}
{grabs duct tape from tpir04}You don't have to play nice down there, but get your own duct tape. I'm already cutting it close with the budget, and this stuff doesn't grow on trees.
Anyways, the price of the boxing package is...
...so come on up,
TPIRfan#9821!!!
{applause}To keep the show moving, which box would you like to open?
{chooses #2}Let's see then.
{I remove the box to reveal an old phone}This is one old fashioned phone. For all you whippersnappers in the crowd, this is what the elders would refer to as a landline.
{sarcastic oohs and aahs}Who am I kidding? I
am one of those whippersnappers!!
This thing doesn't even have the pound and star keys, where are they?
Announcer: Well, the pound sign is right over there. {points to door 2}1233: Wait, are you telling me you changed the WHOLE NAME, signage and all, just for a one off gag?
Announcer: Signs aren't cheap, y'know? Why else would the budget be this small for a season premiere?{I deeply inhales while rubbing his temples}1233: Fine, just fine. Where's the star then?
Announcer: Couldn't afford to put it up there too, so I chucked it{I give him a dirty look as I turn back to TPIRfan and walk to the game}1233: I'll deal with him later, but for now you are going to play
Pound Sign, that coincidently plays similarly to Magic #, a game you might have actually heard of.
{some laughter}But let's see what you will be playing for first.
{door 2 opens}Announcer: It's a
cataraft and a snowmobile!!First, this 18 ft cataraft from NRS has great stability if you know what you're doing and has a repair kit included in case you haven't a clue! {modeled by Amber}And this Polaris white lightning snowmobile comes with a handlebar bag and an extra tall windshield for conveinence as well as protection! {modeled by Manuela}
There they are, 123123123!!!{camera cuts to me looking at game sign with disgust}1233: Ugh. At least that explains the budget.
Anyways, the cataraft is the less expensive of the two, and the snowmobile is the more expensive. I just need you to adjust this lever until there is a number between the prices of those two prizes displayed.
I'm now leaving the lever in your capable hands, while I go have a quick talk with my announcer. I'll be back in 2 minutes top.
Don't make regret leaving you up here...alone...in front of all these cameras...with minimal supervision.
{audience start yelling out guesses}