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Offline MSTieScott

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MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- THE END
« on: June 30, 2006, 05:05:00 PM »
I'm back and ready to host another episode of "The Price is Right!"

The theme of this show is "You Can't Do That on TPiR." Which means that all of the prizes and showcase themes in this episode will be things that the producers of the real show would never or could never do. Same pricing games and rules, but everything else is foreign to the the daytime series we know and love. Ready to break with tradition? Let's go!

Because I don't have computer access on the weekends, I'll only be updating this Monday through Friday. To help keep the episode up to speed, there will be a 24-hour time limit for all responses. This 24-hour time limit will not be in effect during Saturday or Sunday, since I won't be here to enforce it.

As is my custom, contestants will not be randomly selected. You will have to audition for me and please me enough to call your name. And since I really enjoyed your responses to the caption audition from last time, let's do it again!

For your audition, please write a caption for the following picture:





Narrate what's going on, or put words in somebody's mouth -- it's up to you. Contestants will be selected based on humor and creativity, so make me laugh.

Because of the July 4th weekend, the game will start on the morning of Wednesday, July 5.

Good luck!
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Offline jhc2010

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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 05:17:57 PM »
Rich: "Watch out Scott!  The Turntable is about to spin around, and if you get taken, you'll end up in the 'Land of Parting Gifts'!" (familiar place referred to by former Game Show host Bill Raferty)
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2006, 05:31:33 PM »
Scott: My Page Jacket!  My livelihood!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rich: Don't do it!  You gotta let it go!

*dramatic music sting*
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Offline JasonA1

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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2006, 06:47:08 PM »
NO! You cannot pull the lever until ALL FOUR PRICE TAGS ARE IN PLACE!

-Jason
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2006, 06:53:45 PM »
Rich: No, Scott! I know they're good, but you can't have those Krispy Kremes! They're for the showcase!
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2006, 07:06:32 PM »
Rich: "NO, SCOTT!! You'll get thrown out if you eat Bob's muffin!!" :-D
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM »
Rich:  "Scott, Scott, it's OK.  Rikki's only hosting ONE episode!!!"
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2006, 07:43:59 PM »
"CBS said those polls were confidential, but that's a lie!  I see you voted Rosen; now change it dang-it!"
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2006, 08:00:09 PM »
Rich: No! NO! Don't destroy the set! That cost us billions to build! If you do, we'll have to give away Hoverounds instead of cars for the next ten seasons!!
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Offline Futuregsh

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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2006, 08:11:22 PM »
Rich: You have to let it go.  You just HAVE to Scott.

Scott: But I KNOW I SAW IT!!!  PENNY ANTE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US FOREVER!!!  COME BACK!!!  COME BACK!!!
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2006, 08:52:19 PM »
Scott:  ARRGGHH!!  I'll tear that trailer apart if it kills me!

Rich:  NO!  It's Roger's!  He needs it for the show today, and again tomorrow!
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2006, 08:53:57 PM »
"I don't care how much you hate the game, you may NOT attack the Joker set."
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Well, this week was supposed to be a return to normalcy, but that's clearly not allowed.  Since you feel there is no need for this week's FPG to continue, I feel there is no need to continue as an FPG host or a G-R.net member.  Since most people are so desperate to push me out of here, why delay it?  I would have preferred that everybody publicly admitted it rather than string me along for the last two days, but it is what it is.  I am hereby resigning as FPG host and moderator, effective immediately.  whammy007 is the new permanent host.  No R-rated rant or airing of grievances from me.  Just a polite "goodbye for good".

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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2006, 09:02:19 PM »
Scott to a Grocery Game player: Nooo!  Those Capzasins are $12.99 each!  You can't buy two!!
Rich: I told you not to interfere with Roger's evil!  Now I must put you in a sleeperhold!
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2006, 11:07:41 PM »
Rich: No Scott, you can't ring up the price on the Grocery Game cash register, that's the model's job!
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Re: MSTie's "Can't Do That on TPiR" -- AUDITIONS
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2006, 11:21:46 PM »
(while looking at Hans approaching step 25)

Scott:  NO HANS!  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rich:  NOOOOOO SCOTT!  DON'T GO UP THERE!  He's gotta go Scott........he's gotta go......gotta go right now!
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