Frank's Price is Right: Episode 31--THE END

[PriceFanArmadillo]

Hmmph.  I have no clue, but I bet it's the onion powder.

[Mallory16]

All right.  Is the onion powder $4.89?



bonk!

No, it's $5.49.  The oil was $4.89, wasn't it?



Yup.  Just had to go with the bottom product each time, huh?  Well, I'm not going to lie:  this is going to be hard.  But you can do it!  It's happened before, contestants winning in this position, I do believe, so you, too, can do it!  All you have to do to win is tell me the first, second, fourth, and fifth numbers in the price of the Mercedes Benz!  If you can do so correctly, you win that spectacular automobile!

So, whatd'ya' say, Army?

[PriceFanArmadillo]

I'd say I'm not even confident I could nail the first number within $20,000.

Umm...any Benz salesmen in the audience?

(Oh, and don't you dare use this playing as proof that Stack the Deck is too hard!  There's a reason Roger doesn't use any accursed Benz's in this game!

...well, outside of the obvious one, I guess.)

[goldroadfanatic]

I will suggest $64,539, Army.

[UniquePerspective]

Army, I feel sorry for you here, first of all.

And my guess/suggestion is $73,548

[Punchboard91]

I had looked at this car to use for my show, but I can't remember the price of it...

I think it was $64,000-$67,000.........my guess is $67,539.

[PriceFanArmadillo]

Well, given the glowing suggestions from the audience, I'm just gonna say $67,598 and hope for the best.

[Mallory16]

Well Army, if that's right, I can truly say that you've earned that Mercedes Benz.  Ooh, I hope you're a winner!  Is he!  Is he?!



Now, before I push this button, you do know that is not just any ol' car we're offering.  That is one danged special car over there.  Gotta' be no less than $34,000, at minimum, right?  Or it could be $98,000, even!  Ooh, let us hope!



No, wait.  That'd be bad.  $98,000 would be bad.  What you really, really want is $67,000.  Or specifically, $67,598.  I ask you, is Army a winner!



Ooh, awful thought:  wouldn't it be just tragic if the price were $67,593 or $67,594?  Oh, I hope that doesn't happen when I reveal this price now!



Err... this now!  Now!  NOW!!!



BONK!  TPiR losing horns play.

No... no... the price was $74,539.  Tragedy, tragedy!  I wanted to start things off with a Mercedes Benz, and it ends like this.  Army, I'm sorry.  What can I say?  It's a tough game.  We'll try to recover after this.

***

Ouch... that's all I can say about that.  Rich, we need another player, help get our minds off that tragedy.

Rich:  I'll try, Frank, with matt2006, come on down!  You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

And here is matt, making his way on down, and here comes the next item up for bids, coming on down, down, down.

Rich:  And coming down from the ceiling is this exquisite chandelier.  The Swarovski Crystals Spectra authentic crystal chandelier #A42054L10s is 30 inches wide by 25 inches high, with a polished chrome frame, and ten 60 watt bulbs included.

And matt, you bid first on that.

[matt2006]

Go with $1495 Frank.

[themountainclimber]

Why is my podium poop brown?

You should know. You were part of it.



I'll give you a moment

[LovesSurvivorAndTPIR]

$2700

[Todd]

$1600

[Flerbert419]

ONE DOLLAR!

[LovesSurvivorAndTPIR]

You should know. You were part of it.



I'll give you a moment

But it was like that when I got there.

[themountainclimber]

But it was like that when I got there.

You and Army's name couldn't fit, so Frank shortened his name to Army, but Army made his full name on it, thus breaking it.  He tried to fix it, but he turned it into the Range Game. He tried again, but he shattered the front display.  Frank then replaced it with the poop brown podium.


I'm done.